Satchel
(?)Community Member
- Posted: Tue, 20 Feb 2007 17:10:01 +0000
Alright, I'm back on Gaia for god knows how long. (Probably just till the maintenance on WoW ends for this week. Woot. An hour and a bit left. Come on WoW, hurry up!), and well, I want to RP. Yea yea, just like everybody else. How common. Blah.
Here's some rules of mine you're going to follow, one way or another.
1. Be L-I-T-E-R-A-T-E. Not Semi-Lit, Not Over the top. Just good ol' Literate.
2. Para Posts? Yes, do one or two. Maybe three, I -might- be able to respond to a three paragraph post. Highly unlikely though. I'm able to do that, but in all honesty, I'm to damn lazy to really do it. So HAH.
3. No Yaoi, my god.. Am I the only person left on Gaia who actually only wants Hetero based RPs? No, I've got nothing against gays or anything. Not unless they come on to me, then they get to meet my baseball bat. Huzzah to Violence! (Again, that's ONLY if gays come onto me. >.< wink
4. Swearing = Gold. And I can't believe I'm saying this, cause I honestly like to swear. But do not swear after every other word. Like, for an example. 'So-and-so woke up in their bed. '********. I ******** hate my ******** life. ******** this, ******** that. ******** that big fat black cat.'...' Well, I could do better but eh. ******** you. xD Just kidding, just kidding. Calm down.
5. Keep in mind that, if you do RP with me, my characters tend to be... 'Highly Friendly' in the way that they want to see the female char naked in bed at any costs or something. Yea yea, cyber, whatever you call it. I'll probably be the only one on here to admit to doing it sometimes. But hey, I warned you before hand. Who the hell is still reading this, anyways? Not like they'll see it... >.>;
6. When you post, for the love of god do not use asterisks. Such as '**' for posts, or '--', whatever you would usually use if you did post that way. You post that way, you get a nice swift kick in the a**. Yes, I'm bitchy and mean. ********. I've got high standards, you don't reach em? Well, see that 'Back' button? Click it. surprised ! Wow, I just solved your problem for you! Omg, I deserve a goddamn medal! ^^;
7. Umm, surprisingly I'm really friendly, if you meet all the above stuff... Not really a rule here, but eh. It fills up space. ^^;
Here's some rules of mine you're going to follow, one way or another.
1. Be L-I-T-E-R-A-T-E. Not Semi-Lit, Not Over the top. Just good ol' Literate.
2. Para Posts? Yes, do one or two. Maybe three, I -might- be able to respond to a three paragraph post. Highly unlikely though. I'm able to do that, but in all honesty, I'm to damn lazy to really do it. So HAH.
3. No Yaoi, my god.. Am I the only person left on Gaia who actually only wants Hetero based RPs? No, I've got nothing against gays or anything. Not unless they come on to me, then they get to meet my baseball bat. Huzzah to Violence! (Again, that's ONLY if gays come onto me. >.< wink
4. Swearing = Gold. And I can't believe I'm saying this, cause I honestly like to swear. But do not swear after every other word. Like, for an example. 'So-and-so woke up in their bed. '********. I ******** hate my ******** life. ******** this, ******** that. ******** that big fat black cat.'...' Well, I could do better but eh. ******** you. xD Just kidding, just kidding. Calm down.
5. Keep in mind that, if you do RP with me, my characters tend to be... 'Highly Friendly' in the way that they want to see the female char naked in bed at any costs or something. Yea yea, cyber, whatever you call it. I'll probably be the only one on here to admit to doing it sometimes. But hey, I warned you before hand. Who the hell is still reading this, anyways? Not like they'll see it... >.>;
6. When you post, for the love of god do not use asterisks. Such as '**' for posts, or '--', whatever you would usually use if you did post that way. You post that way, you get a nice swift kick in the a**. Yes, I'm bitchy and mean. ********. I've got high standards, you don't reach em? Well, see that 'Back' button? Click it. surprised ! Wow, I just solved your problem for you! Omg, I deserve a goddamn medal! ^^;
7. Umm, surprisingly I'm really friendly, if you meet all the above stuff... Not really a rule here, but eh. It fills up space. ^^;