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- Posted: Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:35:14 +0000
(>.> This calls for a story.)
One day, in the peaceful OOC of Eat Me & Drink Me, a currently quiet little yaoi OOC thread, there was a horrible monster called the Bumpity. That is pronounced bump-ity, not to be confused with bum pity, this monster has no pity for booties. EXCEPT FOR THOSE BOOTY OF THE INNOCENT GAIANS RESIDING IN THE THREAD. For indeed, the Bumpity had taken over the mind of the thread's Queen and Goddess, Chibi-Flamesi, in order to steal away her gold and those of her subjects.
Now then, the Gaians had known of it's lurking for a while, and done their best to ignore it's occasional random post of Bumpity, thinking perhaps Chibi was just joking around and making such a monster up. On this day though, they were forced to admit the horrible truth. Their Queen was being controlled by a horrible monster, and they had to save her.
There was only ONE Gaian who could save the day! Suna, and her trusty sidekick AOI THE PENGUIN! How would they do this? With her powers of hyperness and nagging, Suna would save the day, and then have her penguin freeze and eat the Bumpity!!!!!
"STOP RIGHT THERE FOUL BEAST!!!" she yelled, standing on top of a building clothed in nothing but a red tank top and a pair of blue pajama pants covered in cats. "We have had enough of you controlling the Queen! Now hand her over and then give into you fate!" she added, while Aoi made a sort of braying donkey noise that some penguins make, sounding sort of like this. The Bumpity gave a laughing noise that sounded like "bu-uummmppp, bump ump!!" and shook it's head. This called for action.
Suna leapt into the sky, sprinkling pixie dust on herself and then dumping a bag of it on Aoi, making her create more noises in protest as she floated into the air. Suna tucked the penguin under one arm, and then flew at the Bumpity, stopping right in front of it. Then, the hyperness began as she ate a pack of Skittles. Giggling insanely, she flew around the creature's head in circles, making it sway dizzily and loosen it's grip on Chibi a bit. She laughed as she sat on it's head and began pulling it's ears hyperly, yelling "bump bump bump!!!!" the entire time as she did so. The creature flailed insanely, yelling out words of aggravation and annoyance.
Unable to take Suna's behavior a moment longer, it let Chibi go and then flung itself off the top of the mountain it had been on, across from the building, and fell to it's doom...
"Go get 'im Aoi!!!" Suna yelled, sprinkling pixie dust on Chibi so that she could fly safely down to the ground. Aoi made another series of her noises and flew down, freezing the creature and then devouring it, before burping and farting. Chibi gave the penguin a beating for the vile behavior, and then gave Suna a medal.
SUNA AND AOI THE PENGUIN HAD SAVED THE DAY!!!!!
The end.
:3
One day, in the peaceful OOC of Eat Me & Drink Me, a currently quiet little yaoi OOC thread, there was a horrible monster called the Bumpity. That is pronounced bump-ity, not to be confused with bum pity, this monster has no pity for booties. EXCEPT FOR THOSE BOOTY OF THE INNOCENT GAIANS RESIDING IN THE THREAD. For indeed, the Bumpity had taken over the mind of the thread's Queen and Goddess, Chibi-Flamesi, in order to steal away her gold and those of her subjects.
Now then, the Gaians had known of it's lurking for a while, and done their best to ignore it's occasional random post of Bumpity, thinking perhaps Chibi was just joking around and making such a monster up. On this day though, they were forced to admit the horrible truth. Their Queen was being controlled by a horrible monster, and they had to save her.
There was only ONE Gaian who could save the day! Suna, and her trusty sidekick AOI THE PENGUIN! How would they do this? With her powers of hyperness and nagging, Suna would save the day, and then have her penguin freeze and eat the Bumpity!!!!!
"STOP RIGHT THERE FOUL BEAST!!!" she yelled, standing on top of a building clothed in nothing but a red tank top and a pair of blue pajama pants covered in cats. "We have had enough of you controlling the Queen! Now hand her over and then give into you fate!" she added, while Aoi made a sort of braying donkey noise that some penguins make, sounding sort of like this. The Bumpity gave a laughing noise that sounded like "bu-uummmppp, bump ump!!" and shook it's head. This called for action.
Suna leapt into the sky, sprinkling pixie dust on herself and then dumping a bag of it on Aoi, making her create more noises in protest as she floated into the air. Suna tucked the penguin under one arm, and then flew at the Bumpity, stopping right in front of it. Then, the hyperness began as she ate a pack of Skittles. Giggling insanely, she flew around the creature's head in circles, making it sway dizzily and loosen it's grip on Chibi a bit. She laughed as she sat on it's head and began pulling it's ears hyperly, yelling "bump bump bump!!!!" the entire time as she did so. The creature flailed insanely, yelling out words of aggravation and annoyance.
Unable to take Suna's behavior a moment longer, it let Chibi go and then flung itself off the top of the mountain it had been on, across from the building, and fell to it's doom...
"Go get 'im Aoi!!!" Suna yelled, sprinkling pixie dust on Chibi so that she could fly safely down to the ground. Aoi made another series of her noises and flew down, freezing the creature and then devouring it, before burping and farting. Chibi gave the penguin a beating for the vile behavior, and then gave Suna a medal.
SUNA AND AOI THE PENGUIN HAD SAVED THE DAY!!!!!
The end.
:3
