Do YOU have what it takes to fight Akatsuki? (OoC + Recruit)

So, what kind of mecha will Timmy sprout?

Hopefully the kind that does housework and runs errands!	23.1%	[ 3 ]
The Medical Mechanica kind? ... Or would it be G-Corp?	15.4%	[ 2 ]
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! DX<	15.4%	[ 2 ]
... g-good luck with that. -runs-	7.7%	[ 1 ]
I'm hoping for a drink machine. But, y'know, whatever.	38.5%	[ 5 ]
Total Votes:			[ 13 ]

[Solanna Zeffy]

Masuyo doesn't go well with anyone.

=3

[/smugness]

[Whist]

Well....Masuyo can [********] be with a Kage Bunshin then.

[Solanna Zeffy]

Masuyo doesn't need to ******** a Kage Bunshin.

He's above that sort of thing.

He's content with the way his life is.

...

And he has an angry wife he can always go running back to. >_>

[Kuroi Nakajima]

o.o Mine and Itachi?

That would be the most awkward relationship in existance. Not only would they almost never speak to each other, if Itachi got pissed at Mine he wouldn't be able to do his whole genjutsu bit because she never makes eye contact with anyone. ><

EDIT -- What would be great is to see Mine eating up Whist's plants with her Akkirasetsu.

^^ <3

[Whist]

Kuroi: Maybe, but that could prove rather dangerous for them depending on which plants he decides to place before them. He could effectively poison each one, or simply tranquilize them. One would, however, assume that the insectile race would avoid ones they know to be dangerous.

EDIT: My brain is not giving my fingers instruction on what to post for my new character(s).

[Kuroi Nakajima]

Nyah! I've got a Choir Concert to go to in like an hour!

:: flails ::

[t a i w o n t o n]

Kanan <3's Sasori. mad xx [/late]

I was gonna post that like, half an hour ago, but I forgot to press the 'submit' button. xDDDD

CHOIR, FTW. Choir rocks. I got into the advanced women's choir. :33 Freshman year, man. x3 ONE OF THE 4!! We're gonna get our heads eaten off by those mean upperclassmen. D:

[Hero-esque]

Casti::

-grovels at feet in apology for not being able to reply to most awesome post-

And very sorry to hear about the kitty. D':

Whist;;

You can't hunt down Metro. scream -claws at eyes-

Erm.. <_< >_> Have fun?

New hokage;;

Hiiii

Etc;;

Canon with Ares? o__o

Not Itachi; Ares would get pissed off at the sharingan
Not Kisame;; Ares is bratty and likes pretty human-esque people
Perhaps Hidan.
Not Sasori;; Puppets are too creepy
Deargodno Tobi;; Annoying much?
Dei;; Well, Dei's been claimed. xD
Leader;; He seems shady
Blue-hair;; Probably a WOMAN. and Ares doesn't like those.
-forgetting someone-

[Muddles]

You're forgetting Kazuzu, Hero.

I need to make a post as Ishida the ocelot.

But first I must prove to my Biology Teacher that some species of shark feed on each other while in the womb!

[Hero-esque]

Ah. o:

Not Kazuzu because he has too many hearts and Ares doesn't have one at all.

o__o That's a scary thought. MULTIPLE CANNIBALISTIC KISAMES in the womb. D:

[t a i w o n t o n]

Itachi :: + Kanan = Boring pairing. The two would probably stand there glaring at each other for an hour before, "Yeah. This isn't working out." *leaves*

Kisame :: Kanan: WTFOMGEEWWW UGLY SHARK MAN!!! *Kisame "shaves" her head off*

Kakuzu :: Kanan: "...Didn't I meet you like, a century ago? And you were like, already like, 60, at that point? How OLD do you get before you just shrivel up and DIE?" *Kakuzu strangles Kanan with his string.*

Hidan :: I guess. Kanan's really patient, and she doesn't care about his religious things. *:333*

Sasori :: Hot, but old. Hot, outweighs the old. The puppets are awesome. Human gore accomplished without blood? That's awesome. *Why thank you. It's too bad I'm DEAD. scream *

Dei :: "...Why do you look just like me?" *Un.*

Leader :: "Nose piercings went out the minute they were invented. SIX nose piercings on your nose went out THE SECOND, someone thought of doing something like that." -- Profound fashion statement, as by Kanan

Blue-Hair :: "...Are you a girl, or a guy? Sorry, even if you're some crazy hawt girl, I don't do that kind of thing." *There's a FLOWER in my hair. Hmm... I'd have to be a LOT feminine-er-er then Ares OR Metro to have a FLOWER in my hair.* < <;; *shot* Especially the KIND of flower that Akatsuki's got in his hair.

[Muddles]

-Thinks about the idea of multiple, cannibalistic, Kisames in the womb-

gonk

-Curls up in a corner-

I think this thread is making me start to...like Hidan!

Well, he was okay.

Now I think he's cool.

But I just know that at the end of the series, we're gonna have a happy ending, then a cut back to that pile of rocks.

"Guys? I'm still buried under here! Guys? Kakuzu? Zetsu? ...Itachi? I haven't eaten in five months!"

Then little chibi Shikamaru comes up and kicks the pile of rocks.

[Whist]

This is currently the most useless math class I have ever attended. O.O

[Kuroi Nakajima]

Who else is there...

Mine + Kisame = ... Possible, seeing as Kisame speaks in a calm and polite manner compared to the others. But then there's the whole 'I'm a shark' thing...

Mine + Deidara = They would just piss each other off.

Mine + Hidan = Just no...

Mine + Sasori = Uh... another possibility, but unlikely seeing as he's kind of dead.

Mine + Kakuzu = Plain no as well... He can have Hidan.

Mine + Tobi = He would be dead the first time he pissed her off.

Mine + Unknown Member = From the facial structure it looks like a guy, but Mine doesn't do unknown genders.

Mine + Leader = He seems to know alot about the villages, and Mine has a thing for both power and intellegence, so maybe...

[Castitas Lilium]

I HATH RETURNED.

But I don't feel like explaining the kitty situation all that much. He's been at the vet now, but when he came back home he still puked, only once though, but still.

):

We're just hoping now.

@hero;;

You think it was awesome?

<3

I love you.

Apparently SOMEONE ELSE *coughcough* thought I was trying too hard in this RP.

BOO.

I'm hurt now.

):

Sårrai mai engurish isnt fiting u.

-

YEAH!

Claw those eyes out!

D:

As Muddles said, you forgot Kakuzu.

@Sonique;;

D:

DON'T BE MEAN TO THE FISHY-FISH.

Iluveshim.

Not more than Dei though.

DEICAST = CANON.

scream

@Muddles;;

I still think he's alive.

>.<

HE MUST BE.

He was too awesome to die.

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Itachi:: No. Either of them would be dead before even opening their mouth.
Kisame:: No. Metro can't swim, hates water and despises Kirigakure. Would never work.
Sasori:: (he's just 30), but still. Metro would probably think he's too arrogant, although respectable and would eventually request for a new partner. Plus, the puppets kind of freak him out...
Deidara:: NO. Too ... blond. Plus, Deidara's personality just pisses him off. Besides, DEIDARA IS MINE. D<
Hidan:: COULD work, with all the swearing, plus... they both like to kill and torture, but still. Eventually ONE of them would get pissed at the other.
Kakuzu:: No. Both of them like to kill their partner, so they'd end up killing one another.
Tobi:: NO. Too annoying. Would be dead after the first sentence was uttered.
Zetsu:: D: You're kidding, right? Although both are of Kirigakure, it would never work. Zetsu is too freaky and TOO silent.

Not including AL and BH, since we know nothing of them.