Crippling boredom. [LIT Yaoi 1x1]

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[Sir Hypothermia]

[Ignore the thread title, I'm just being random. u_u]

So I'm back in school, and you know what? I want to roleplay! D:

Okay. Right, before we jump into things, I'll go over the basics, what I want from you and what you'll expect from me.

--- Understanding: PLEASE READ. I want us to be on level ground when we start. Tell me what your limits are, maybe things you'd like to see happen, plot quirks you have... Talk to me~
--- Literacy: Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone. But please try to fix them, if there's so many grammatical errors I may not even want to talk to you. Also, if you can't write at least 2 full paragraphs, it may be a bit of a stretch for me. Come on, it's just 2 paragraphs...
--- Frequency: Naturally you reply quicker to a roleplay you're really into. If you're busy, I understand, I get my busy spells a lot, too. But I don't want to have to keep debriefing myself on our roleplay because there's so many breaks in between. So, just don't forget about me~
--- Limits: The only thing I don't want to see is my character losing limbs and getting gutted.
--- Substance: We can have all the love, angst, drama, comedy, tragedy as you'd like. I'm not to keen on the horror scene, though. I like plots that get things rolling and perhaps have a potential event or two in the future, but nothing too constricting.
--- Clarity: I type in size 9 when it comes to the actual roleplay, and I hope you do too. Please no rainbow-bright colors but you're welcome to decorate it up as much as you'd like.
--- Location: I do PMs or emails, depending on your preference.
--- Love: Outside the roleplay, I'd love to talk to you, we can discuss what we'd like to see happen next in the plot, or even vent about daily life. Whatever, I'd love to make a friend out of you. :]

Please PM all questions/comments/requests, I'll actually see it there. :3 Bumps and such are loved, no group stuff, spam if you want, though. Use a song title/verse for your PM subject if you read this. I'll love you for it. o_<


If you need a reference to my writing style, check out my JOURNAL~~

[Sir Hypothermia]

KEY:
X Convince.
<3 Want.
<33 Do want.
<333 Do want moar.
<3333+ Do want moar NAO.
<///3 Do not want.
[P!] AHMG plots.

NOTE: Have other pairings or additions you'd like to see? Feel free to ask me about it, I'm pretty open to all suggestions! :]


---On that school scene--- [P!]
<3 Student x Student
<33 School Nurse x Teacher/Student
<3 Teacher x Teacher
<333 College/Boarding School Roommates


---In the real world now--- [P!]
<333 Photographer x Model
X Adult x Teenager
<3 Boss x Employee
<33 Boss x Secretary
Coworkers
<333 Small business owners


---Fantasy, you set me free--- [P!]
<33333 Naga x Usagi
X Lycan x Human
<3 Lycan x Lycan
<3333 Lycan x Vampire
Human x Not-human-whatever
<333 Master x Slave
<3333 Demon x Human


---Copyright infringement time---
<3333 Harvest Moon
<33 Animal Crossing
<3 Naruto [Main characters, please... I don't keep up with it now] [ShikaKiba, KibaShino, ShikaNaru is love.]
<33 Inuyasha [Main characters too] [InuSess, InuKou is love.]


DO WANT [but not mandatory]
MPreg
Furries [I'm cool with the furry crew, mainly in an Animal Crossing-esque roleplay]
Cross dressing [Conformity is so yesterday]
Hermaphrodites [Oh gosh can't say that word around these parts]
Shota [Nothing under 6... 7... Yes, 7. Same age range.]

---DO. NOT. WANT.---
Medieval shenanigans
Twilight [Never read/watched it]
HP Series [Only read one book]
Historical/War events [I'm biased for Japan and Africa. <3]
Zombies and Aliens [Unless they're sexy aliens...]


[Feel free to mix and match to your liking, ask for originals outside of my listed, or any other accomodations. Do you want to see Shikamaru and Kiba in business suits? How about a dominatrix school nurse? The possibilities are ENDLESS~]

[Sir Hypothermia]

PLOT TIME!

---On that school scene---

Student x Student
They were the know-it-all of their class at the International Boarding School. Great grades, involved in clubs, the lead actor in the school plays, and adored by the teachers. Yet aside from their scholarly dedication, another lovely trait was added to this seemingly perfect package: Arrogance. Time was taken out of the daily grind to insult others into depression, be admired and practically worshiped by faculty and students and more importantly - take a moment to irritate one new kid. Unlike the others, this one showed promise of being intelligent and didn't fall under the category of other worshipers. Why not have a little fun getting to know this one?

School Nurse x Teacher/Student
They were Dr. Feel-good, as many of the upperclassmen called them. A school nurse with a remedy for nearly everything - from bellyaches to just plain classroom boredom. Although they were found mainly in the school clinic during school hours, they was one of the more popular adults on campus. Even a few teachers found themselves knocking on his door just to escape the illness they called school. It was needless to say that there were quite a few people who were smitten by innocent charm, and others who tried to take things too far.

Teacher x Teacher
Smithfield High School - an average school located in the heart of a bustling city, weekday home to hundreds of kids sent there to get an acceptable graduating diploma. Nothing to extraordinary happened here, beyond the occasional fights and academic records broken every so often, it was enough to leave many teachers and students bored with school life. One teacher - an aging Spanish lecturer, finally gave up his place on the administrative roster of Smithfield High and left a chance for any unemployed teacher to step up to the plate. A new teacher has arrived to the local high school, but he was unfamiliar with this school and the people who went there. What they didn't realize was that they had himself a room next to one of the most disliked teacher in the faculty - with good reasons. They loved pulling pranks, playing mind games, and just making others around him uncomfortable, and quite miserable. And now he had a new teacher that could keep them entertained, which, coincidentally, was a relief for all the other teachers.

College/Boarding School Roommates
Many roommates were assigned randomly, uncaring if the two students' personalities would clash. This was one of those cases - two boys within the same major were scheduled to room together, but they were complete opposites.One is organized, punctual, many would say the better student. He studied diligently, making high scores on all his tests, and - when he had the time - flirted with the ladies of his class. Yet he roomed with a messy party-goer who had no interest in studying day and night. This one constantly drank and came back to the dorms drunk and crazy - sometimes bringing the party with him! The two had their arguments, but managed to get along. The only thing they couldn't agree on, was their sexuality. The party-goer couldn't stand women, and tried to get his roommate to see things his way.


---In the real world now---

Photographer x Model
He was your average pretty-boy who was down on his luck. An upstarting model whose contract with his agency had expired. Now he was out of a job, and couldn't even afford staying in his old apartment. Searching for a place to stay, he bumped shoulders with a well-known photographer, looking for a new muse to pose for him. Interested in the boy, the photographer offered him the extra room in his home in the suburbs, as long as he only modeled for him. Unlike other photographers, he was interested in the more risque art, the main reason he had no muse earlier. All of them felt uncomfortable with his style, and left as soon as they could. Still, he lived in a nice home with easy access to the city, and offered a free room. How far was this young model willing to go to keep his place in the photographer's home?

Adult x Teenager
It was normal for many teenagers to fantasize how awesome it would be to go out with a person older than them. Think of all the parties and clubs they could be snuck into, all the free stuff they could get, not to mention the fun perks of dating an adult. What made it nearly impossible was the lack of adults interested in little brats not yet out of high school. But there were some who had been available for quite some time and began to grow desperate for a partner. Hey, what would be wrong with spending some time with one of your friend's cute younger siblings?

Boss x Employee
LAWL I got nothin'.

Boss x Secretary
If there was one thing this board director hated, it was originality. He demanded the males to wear dress shirts and slacks, females in pencil skirts and blouses. Casual Fridays was a seeming myth whispered through the cubicles. But when his branch was desperate for a good secretary to keep up with his demanding ways, they hired one that met the qualifications and then some. However, he didn't care for the strict dressing requirements, and surely wouldn't belittle his creativity to a life of nine-to-five shades of gray. If he wanted to wear his hair in bright pink liberty spikes, damnit he'll do it! This director would have to accept it, or do the dirty work himself.

Coworkers
Office romance AHMG.

Small Business Owners
Two young adults opened up a business together, fresh out of college and with a starry-eyed view towards life. With great luck, they were able to get in touch with a CEO, who owned a business with his wife, that was interested in broadening their horizons and making their business more successful than they could ever believe. There was one problem - slick talking and misunderstanding lead to the dinner that would ultimately make or break their business. This CEO assumed that this potential expansion was for a married couple, and wanted a sit-down dinner with the business owner... And his wife! How to solve this conundrum? Why, persuade his partner to dress for the role, of course! He just needed to act the roll once, maybe twice, and they'd be set! ... Right?


---Fantasy, you set me free---

Naga x Usagi
Down, down into the rabbit hole he went. How or why he ended up there was a mystery, but all he had known was he woke with rabbit ears and a fluffy white tail. It was a whole new world with mostly forests and valleys as far as the eye could see. Here was a land of creatures, humans, and all sorts of mystical entities one would find in a fantasy story. A specific creature he would find himself unwillingly pair up with was an emerald green Naga who had slept peacefully until the scent of a delicious Usagi woken him. At first the urges between consuming the lad or courting with him were difficult to maintain, and he often found himself pouncing for either/or. All the while this Usagi boy kept a gruff disposition regardless of the circumstance as he tried to find his way back home.

Lycan x Human
"I promised to my pack that I would protect you..." the words echoed through his mind, lurking upon the rooftops as narrow eyes watched a boy travel ignorantly by. For years this lycan carefully monitored this one, ensuring that nothing would ever harm him, for he served a special purpose - within his blood was the genetic cure to the lycan's fatal reaction to silver. Like the fruit from a fragile plant, it needed time to ripen, and could not be extracted before then. But there were vampires and hunters alike out looking for this boy as well, wanting to prevent that situation from ever happening. This one lycan put his life on the line to make sure this one stayed safe. But as time went by, his protective nature to the boy harbored more than his duties required. Although he knew the fate of this one soul, would his allow the situation to happen?

Lycan x Lycan
How common was it for there to be a sleepwalking werewolf? One man found himself in a predictament, when his pack heard rumors of a rouge lycan, eating anyone and anything, even wandering into different territories and stirring up trouble. His pack was on the lookout for this rouge so they could kill it off and solve the problem. Little did he know, that this rouge was under his nose the whole time. The poor guy didn't even know he was a werewolf, let alone believed in such fables. After all, he would have weird dreams of transforming into some beast to kill and eat, and woke up naked on the floor, his clothes shredded off his body. It was probably just chronic sleepwalking, at least that's what he chalked it up to be. Can this seasoned werewolf slap this sleepwalker out of his dreaming stupor?

Lycan x Vampire
It was always the case of the werewolf versus the vampire. The flea-ridden mutt against the disease-carrying mosquito. Sure things weren't as hostile as it was in earlier centuries, but there was always tension between these two creatures. That's what made these two males' interactions more interesting. Perhaps it was a friendly challenge to see who could best the other, or a clever ploy to dig themselves under each other's skin and infect their minds. Yet they still were shocked when they found themselves caught - by fang or claw.

Human x Not-human-whatever
There is no plot here. Move along.

Master x Slave
-It was quite common for wealthy men to get young servants as presents. Birthdays were no exception. One man worked his way up to the top, and as a reward, he was given a young lad to be his slave. Unfortunately, he had no real experiences with slaves, and quite frankly, didn't know what to do with him. Just to keep the poor boy busy, he'd give him tasks to do around the house - sometimes they were reasonable, sometimes they were just downright demeaning. But, after talking with his friends, that wealthy man found out what many slaves' main purpose was - not just house-work - but for entertainment.

-Contrary to popular belief, slavery was never really abolished. Deep within the underbelly of bustling cities, there was a certain business that used human's darker interests as a fuel for franchise. Held within tall, plain buildings located everywhere, there were humans and demi-humans alike, all flocking for this unique auction held monthly, that brought slaves of different races, species, backgrounds, and so forth. Frankly, only the most elite, or those with excellent influential skills could find themselves with invitations to these auctions where virtually no one walked home empty-handed.

-Welcome to the lights of the big casino, baby don't you know that cash is king? It didn't take much to lose money at this casino, the owner had it rigged so people would lose more than they'd earn. But the thought of going home with millions was enough to fuel any gambler into spending it all. This one was no exception, especially since he went to high school with the owner back in the day. Now, he was a squanderer and his friend a millionaire. When this gambler's out on his luck - kicked out of his apartment, fired from a job... He turns to the bright and shimmering casino, hoping Lady Luck would be on his side. Alas, she too leaves him, and leaves him with the wrong option: Steal. He falls into this trap and gets caught. The owner, having to deal with his actions, decides to trade in his friend's debt and criminal actions for a new pet. Hm. Maybe a pair of cat ears and tail would suffice...

Demon x Human
There's a relentless demon that terrorizes a nearby village/city just for the joy of watching humans squirm. To try and appease this demon, they send a virgin female to the beast every season, going according to a specific lineage. It comes down to a family consisting of a mother, father and twins. One was a girl, the other an androgynous male. Out of consideration, and fear for what may happen, the male takes the place of his destined sister. He plays the role of a maiden in the beginning, fearful yet determined. Just what did this demon have in store for him? And what would happen if he found out this maiden was not what "she" put herself out to be?

[Sir Hypothermia]

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