-snickers-
Ah, sporks. What would we do without you?
Zexion: ...A collective libido?
Riku: It's the BORG Polly Pocket Strip Club!
The mentionings of Zexion in a maid outfit actually remind me of a Tony/Zexion fic I am to write for 1k.
Except no maid outfit is ever, ever worn.
Because despite being a nerdy, cunning, evil little backstabber with height issues, he is a MANLY nerdy, cunning, evil little backstabber with height issues, at least in dignity.
Zexion: Besides, I'm not my Heartless.
'Zo: HEY! D:< At least I have some one I can love.
Zexion: ...
And Tuna, we're really sorry, but when me and Amber shove him with Marluxia and Larxene, there is no way he is escaping with his dignity intact. XD
Besides, the fic I know you're talking about was done mostly for humor than anything. XD
...Although I am now plunnied again. Dammit. Stop talking, you people.