Alright! so.... in my 1st period Active Physics class, there's this bigger black guy who sits adjacent to me. He's usually high/drunk, but on Monday he wasn't. Therefore we thought " oh today will be peaceful and normal. " Right?.....No.sweatdrop
So, as my teacher was lecturing, he leans over to the guy next to him, and says.. " Hey bro, im expecting a call on your phone... Can I borrow that? " and before the guy could answer, he says " Hey kaaay thanks " and grabs the guys calculator. He punches in random numbers, makes ringing noises, and pretends his friend has picked up.
" Hello "
" Naw man i cant hear chu! "
" What? Wha? Whaaat? "
" Man... Man... naw, naw. I think you're breaking up. "
" No noooo nonono! "
"imma go, ight? Ight. "
Then he drops the calculator and complains the kids phone has crap reception. All the while my teacher is sitting there staring at him like
So she tells him to leave ( keep in mind she has an accent )
And his response:
" Huh? I think i need a translator... "
So she just stares at him, and he grabs his stuff, gets up, and opens the door, as he's leaving he screams " OH HAY GUUUUUUUUUUURL " and then leaves...
Me and my two friends are dying of laughter... im crying from laughing so hard. And yea it was pretty great. Lol!