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Post: 54214421_1 created on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:09 pmPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:09 pm
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Happy Birthday, Jesus! xd eek  Q and A gonk OMGODDLEFRUG what happened to your other thread? I don't know. Go ask a troll. Do you like us? It's a complicated relationship. Why did you come back? I actually like critiquing and try extremely hard to not let real life get in the way. You made me upset! scream I should punch you! *holds up a four year old girl* Punch her instead. How are the kids? ~ I treat them as if they were my own (If I had any that is). You've added on to the pile of active critique threads. We don't need another. Go back to work! ~ Pshhh! talk2hand I was here first.....kind of. You haven't been in the winner's circle at all! You have no right to critique! scream ~Have you looked at some of the winners these days xd ? Purposely throwing your wins around in order to prove something or have some sort of credibility is pointless. It doesn't take a prize winning chef to know when your pixels need spicing up.... yeah. ._.'  Complaint: The voters have lowered their standards and the winners aren't real. They haven't been since the new system was put into place. I'm tired of people being big-headed, overjoyed, and receiving accolades for a lucky win that was gained by less than 300 votes of the entire voting population. Honestly I don't see how anyone would want to win in a system that's so flawed and easily seen through. Even if you did win with a decent avatar, you'd be surrounded by winners who think their under par avatars are the shiz-nit. Winners who deserve it~ You're getting cheated out of exposure. Don't demean yourself by allowing your creativity to be toppled over because the person above you had fans and friends to vote for them. Do yourself a favor and save your ideas until everything is well and most of all fair. I know the urge to be apart of AvA history all too well, but it's impossible to say "I won in week *such and such*" without following it with "by a flook because the system is as transparent as your personality." Winners who don't~ Some of you have the ability to know when your avatar isn't top ten worthy while the rest think that their the big cheese because by some miracle they got through. Guess what? Cheese stinks, but it gets better with more experience. Don't turn into a blimp over a win you could not have achieved if the arena wasn't so screwy. I'm still surprised that they're allowing it to run at this state, but work takes time and each week must be represented whether it be good or bad. wahmbulance Rules~ wahmbulance 3nodding Respect everyone's opinion. razz Keep all of your comments within the boudaries of the TOS. stressed You have a personal problem with me? My inbox is always open. dramallama You have a personal problem with someone else? Their inbox is always open. cheese_whine Drama is allowed as long as it has something to do with the happenings of the AvA. talk2hand I'd prefer mature debates on certain affairs. If you feel the need to take a stab at someone's non-pixel heart, the rest of us don't need to see it. Thanks for reading! wink Alright! Let's go! Week 51: Too bad I'll only get 1 gingerbread cookie.  Twinkle twinkle little star Run over this with a car unoriginal, boring, plain The arena's gone insane Twinkle twinkle little star This thing is way under par. Newb trap alert! Scenery is in this year. Why would he use the Twinkle Twinkle Little Star song for an avatar that's showing more than one shining star? All the stars look the same, not one stands out more so than the others. And since they're on STRINGS, it looks more like a child's Solar System in a Box project. You can see their failed attempt at hiding their avatar. Look in the middle of the moon and you can see a black tumor where he got rid of his head but abandoned the rest of the top. The moon isn't that black and moldy. I see the headless horseman sitting behind a moon while spider stars gang up to suck his blood. High1/5  I've see this celebrity date used in that pose so many times, it's ridiculous. How worse can you make a hooker look? I know! Let’s have her aid infested hands touch our ornaments. That.....is the worst backwards tree I have ever seen. Elemental hair + lop-sided tree trunk = NO. The hair is a poor excuse for leaves. It flows to much and you can see the dark green part in her hair because she was too lazy to make the tip of her head pointy. Really? It's so bad that the butterfly is floating towards the star with hopes that the sharp points will end his life. 2/5 Oh my God. The ghetto rally kids have tainted Christmas.Quote: Every night of Christmas, Santa Claus comes in his home gift for you and bring you joy. But this year Santa wants to be present also, want to enjoy life and take a vacation surrounded by beautiful women and booze! Merry Christmas! So the old and advanced Santa Claus. Being from another country is no excuse for horrible grammar in an editable description box. Preteens love prostitutes and dry humor. Take something that's suppose to be nice, ruin it, and there you have a placer. He's missing his button nose and overall this is very easy. Next someone will make Mrs. Claus look like a slut and they'll probably win. Why?  Because she knows how to make a zombie purr. Wouldn't you like to take her home and unwrap her? She'll bake you some delicious azz cookies. High 1/5 If I had a dime for every queen wanna be, I'd have enough money to buy out an entire Dollar Store. It's typical. The sinister face and the illusion of sitting down are the only things that set her apart from the rest. The story does help but I have one major problem.Quote: Lady Buckley turned to her companions, “Did you see what Lady Reginald was wearing? Absolutely laughable." When Lady Buckley was little, her father never let her own any dolls, so her childhood was very empty. Due to her emotional scarring, she now gets off on having imaginary tea parties. Her husband is not allowed in the room, no matter how badly he wants to sip cotton candy chocolate ice cream tea. High 2/5  Ugh......UGH! It has the scent of any avatar trying to be far too cute for its own good. Trying to match that hat is what saved her, but her legs look retarded and they get rid of the black and white that could've been down there. It was nice, but then this probably happened:Hmmm. Let me add a kiseru because smoking is adorable! What else?.....Hmmmm. I got it! I'm going to make her an amputee and replace her legs with skinny robot ones. And no desperately cute avatar is complete without unnecessary blush! YAY! Recipe for disaster. High 2/5  I saw this being advertised and prayed to the arena Gods (developers xd ) that this wouldn't place, but they failed to answer. Please tell me what is so special about a centaur with an ugly scarf prancing around with her dwarf sister. The hair looks creepy and.........*looks at nose*.... You mean to say that she couldn't afford a reindeer nose? Having a flat nosey tattoo on her face makes her look more like a combination of and  2/5 It's one of those avatars that gets more credit for the idea than the actual design of the avi itself. Her avatar defies the laws of common sense. If you're doing a snow angel in the snow....how do you get poop on the front? But it's not just regular poop, it's diarrhea poop that managed to run down her outfit because it didn't harden in the snow. And her reference picture is  Wow. It's totally safe to live a stone’s throw away from constipated, angry polar bears. 3/5 *Breathes* I've been waiting for a decent Christmas avatar to place. Too bad it wasn't first. I don't know what to be happy about; the fact that it's done really well or the fact that someone was finally able to pull that hair off without cosplaying princess Belle-turd from Beauty and the Beast. The blush doesn't even bother me and when that happens, this themed/matching avatar gets a well deserved 5/5. And now my happy mood is gone. I feel like a kid who went to Disney World, but was taken to the local dump shortly afterward. This is a newb avatar with no appeal. She was fumbling through her inventory and thought "If I combine the wax head with the nightmare bitten pose, it'll make it seem like I'm holding my own head ROFLZZZ!!!2!2!1! Little did she know that the ship has sailed on that common item combo. It's not that funny anyway. If you're dumb enough to slice your own head off with lights, maybe you shouldn't be living alone >_> 1/5 The week is never finished unless we have a demonic avatar to bring the elements of suck-tacular together. Guess what? This is an Evil Doll. You know what else? It's black and red. Those earrings are terrible and the top and bow are useless unless you have white lines at the bottom to balance them out. I'm tired of seeing this theme. 2/5 - I'd have more fun drawing all over her face.....which is what I did. xp COSPLAYS talk2hand  >_> You put on the Men’s Warehouse suit and more than 80% of your cosplay is done. The accuracy is spot on, but it's so easy and plain that even the tree in the back does nothing. I don't think this character has won before, so she gets points for originality, but the "Imma throw on a suit and extra accessories to make it look like I did some work" isn't going to fly her by. 3/5 rofl Look at who we have here! rofl You'd think by now that people would realize that they need a reference picture. Personally, I think Mrs. Claus is an open character with numerous versions, and not providing a specific picture means that this is her own take on old hag. Without the background the avatar is a yawn fest. The layering is simple, the blush....ugh the blush, and since when did Santa take in stray cats? Well, the elves do need something to eat, I guess. 3/5  I'm glad none of those power rangers won, but Rita is one of those people that get's screwed due to gaia's lack of spiky bras, crazy hats, and more collars/ruffles. The top of the avatar is what brings her down. The head gear doesn't touch the headband and it's missing the silver detail. The golden swirls from the head case don't cut it because the hair isn't high enough to fill up the gaps. It looks a bit empty but the effort is visible. High 3/5   KAKASHIIIJISJDOISFOH!!!! Did he change his title? Fist I saw "Rebel Ninja" or some crap like that and now... I'm speechless. There goes that short hair again. Kakashi has been done so many times that you'd think every winner would be perfect, but no. The gloves are wrong, the cardshark bands are dead wrong, the feet warps are wrong, and for the last time, Kakashi is WHITE. Tanning an anime character does not make them cool. It turns them into interracial offspring. 1/5  This is worse than the Terrible Trivium in first place. He's naked with a clam head, mood bubble, and starry background. This can't be considered original. To be honest, I'd rather see Hinata here than some unemotional knock off of a manga character that likes to show people his shining p***s. Funny or not, it's an easy way out. Too easy. It barely passes ipod silhouette status. 2/5 Body= Fail. I don't know what he was thinking. A short body would've been nice if it didn't look like Kupo was Jackie Chan's pet. Using the classlike for the hat and scarf is fine, but other than that it resembles every other kupo mess-up. We have learned something today. Never try to find shortcuts to a common, easy cosplay or else you'll end up looking like Chuck Norris's albino poop. 2/5   Anastasia's hair isn't that bright and orange. I thought it was brown. Her cosplay is simple and what makes it worse is that it's already won. All you do is slap a pretty face onto a hobo. Gaia has brown dogs to choose from, so Benny the puppy doesn't make a good Pooka. 3/5 The fancy water was distracting me. I thought it was nice until I saw that he needed a black shirt, no gloves, and no yellow sash. I was about to congratulate him for being a nice naruto cosplay that won without the use of a headband before I look up a decent reference.   This guy is whiter than a cloud. Why must naruto cosplayers tan? 3/5  rofl At least someone tried to make Link look presentable without the critical voters going "OMG LINK! AUTO 1!" It's done extremely well for what gaia has to offer. I've never seen a magic suit link win before. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but *swallows pride* Link.....should be first this week. 4.999/5 I love Fortune. The last entry she made needed a lot of improvements and gaia came to the rescue just in time with that hair. If only she had a device that would repel downvoters and attract more positive attention. Once again the last few avatars are the best in the bunch. Very high 4/5.I'm so gay for Christmas.  |
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