I'm sorry, I have strict requirements for the girl that I marry.
1. She must be able to recite at least 30 digits of pi on the first date.
2. Must be able to beat me at Mario Kart.
3. Must speak one of the following languages: Esperanto, Klingon, or Elvish.
4. Should be capable of wielding a katana decently in case ninjas ever come after me.
I love you. Let's get married, yes? Tomorrow is good for me winkemotion_dowant