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[Mad Doctor Malachi]

Horus of Avalon

Red: Hey, I DO have my principles. And I'm not wearing heels untill I'm in a loving, long-term relationship that some call marriage.

Besides, I might have to climb a tree or run from bears or something.

...what a great conversation to smash on the stern of the thread, huh?

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"Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused,"

SETH. Marry Horus. NOW. For the sake of all that is holy a blackmailable.



I can guarantee any bear you encounter will turn tail and flee at the sight of your unshaven behind in pink fishnet and shiny stilettos. And yes, it is. You two always were good for that sort of thing.

"Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?"

[Horus of Avalon]

To make the rest of us look passably intelligent.
*grins*

RedRin: Capitol Hill, right?
...and what sort of bear are we talking about?

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So pretty and new ;o

[Sethykins]

. . . what?

[Mad Doctor Malachi]

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"Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused,"

Somewhere around there, Horus. And....oh. Just a bear. A big bear. With teeth. Sharp ones.

Idiots need to be shot. Repeatedly. And diced into bits and shoved into a bag full of spiders. Then shaken.

..as per Ferrin's dream last night. *relishes his possessiveness*

Nomey, welcome. Yes, it's freshly polished and everything. Ferrin's itching for a commission actually-- might you be it?


Seth: Ask Horus. He said it. *tattletale*

"Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?"

[Sethykins]

::sighs and shakes my head;: Ugh. You guys.

[Horus of Avalon]

*whispers in Seth's fuzzy ear, feigning piousness*
I think Red wants us to commit sin opon eachother. o3o

I'm all for it!

[Mad Doctor Malachi]

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"Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused,"

Red might. Red might also think it's overdue. Right might imagine Seth would enjoy it more than Seth lets on. But Red could be wrong.

Though it's unlikely the Redrin is ever wrong.


*reclines to watch*

"Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?"

[Sethykins]

::continues to shake my head::

[Horus of Avalon]

*slumps, rather bemused*
Am I really that bad?

Red: Oh! I remember now.
There's this webcomic called capitolhillbillies.com that I found amusing.
You should see it.

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Prince: Yes, well it does look very prim and nice^^
Yes well I have been thinking of getting art for awhile but im stuck between avi's
++I might actually be getting a couple, I need to ask my friend about it though when he gets online

[Mad Doctor Malachi]

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"Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused,"

It's only rape if he says no, Horus. Better get in there before he screams it.

--better than his stupid frat party. *listens to Ferrin exclaim poor Seth'll get raped anyway, being house b***h and all*

Better save him, mechangel.


Mm, that sounds familiar. Think we've seen that webcomic before. Seen it associated with The Stranger (their newspaper). Funny s**t, huh?

"Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason,
And this is what they choose?"

[Horus of Avalon]

Here I come, to ******** the daaay! *yawns*
I would if he'd let me. Hard to save the damsel when she's boning the dragon, am I right?

I thought it would. You have a newspaper?

*waves to Nomey*
I've been ignoring you. I am sorry.

[Mad Doctor Malachi]

Horus of Avalon

*slumps, rather bemused*
Am I really that bad?

Red: Oh! I remember now.
There's this webcomic called capitolhillbillies.com that I found amusing.
You should see it.

i don't see why Seth hides his interest in you, you know.

if for some godawful reason i didn't have my redhead, i'd find you ********.

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not the usual "oh it has a hole" sort of ********.

...

my point is, you're good looking, have a nice body, you're smart, funny, etc.
and likely will have the big brute build once you're a little older. meaning you could easily throw him against a wall and ravage him.
bet he'd like that.
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yeah, you two need to ********. show him what a man is, horus. he'd like that.
just take him.
that's what a boy like that needs. needs to be forced. needs to be utterly torn into.

*rubs palms together and chortles*

(Ferrin, obviously)

[Sethykins]

I am so not going to win this, am I?