
Shadow the Nightmare Lord
Greetings creeper, *Bows* I am Shadow the Nightmare Lord but most just call me Shadow for short. Now I have come across this art shop by chance now I would like to order some art if you’d don’t mind and if I like it I will recommend your shop to my fellow associates in the role playing forums of gaia. But should I dislike the art you made then I will recommend less people to your forum instead of all either way you will get at least some new customers.
You know.. there's one thing I don't understand here.. actually.. a few things.
First of all, there are
several pages full of magnificent examples on both her DeviantArt and on her Tumblr accounts. Yet, you question her ability to create good-looking art for you.
Fair enough, because with such a ********, black blob avatar, it's hard to create something that can actually be identified. Nevertheless, I am sure that Zombified Creeper will manage.
But then, what's even funnier, is that you actually think you can bribe her with recommendations?!
And then there's ofcourse.. the fact that you're -only- paying 20k and are acting as if it's a grand spectacle, as if she won the jackpot.
Zombified Creeper might not mind, because she likes doing art, no matter what compensation..
Personally, however, I think you give us art appreciators a bad name.
One last piece of advice?
You're not a slick talker.
By saying "Should I dislike your art", you're actually insulting her abilities as an artist.
So instead of making it sound like a deal, as you probable think it sounds, you're telling the artist that you think their art sucks, but that you're willing to give them a ********...
While in reality, if the artist actually does choose to draw you, they're giving
you a ********.
And, yes, I like the word ********.