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Head count. (* o * oh noes, math!)

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Total Votes:			[ 59 ]

[Toastkina]

TERM PAPER FAN OF DEATH ATTACK!
-woosh woosh woosh wooooosh-
-spins and stuff-

But seriously. Gimme somma dat Cheesecake.
Pssh, that's what con-dams are ferrrr.

[Dulnair]

>:] Eat it! It's totally not a two dimensional image of a cheesecake on your screen! Bonk your head! Bonk your head on the monitor! >:3

Oh noes! Uhm... uhm... GRAMMAR NAZI COUNTER-CHECK! *Grades your paper with an "F".*
PHAIL.

Condoms don't protect the <3 *Nod nod.* *Violins.*

[Toastkina]

-hits my face on the screen-
D:
LIAR.

Toast uses her 'Swirly Turquoise Fog Procrastination Hypnosis Spell,' and totally messes with Dulnair's head! Way to harsh his mellow!

If I have to be like this, then so do you. D:<

Lollolol, I dun need the hot guy for my "heart." Silly, boy.

[Dulnair]

Stupid people can't eat the cake. :/ So sorry.

Procrastination Hypnosis Spell?! D; You're going to make me fall even further behind on everything? Well, then... Summon Spell: School Counselor "Let's get you back on track!" *Gains status effects haste, focus, and over-achiever.*

Pssh, if you have this hot guy clogging up your personal relationship who else will take your heart?

[Toastkina]

ARGH.
Nuuuuuu!

SUDOKU 409 LEVEL UP.
Toast used her formula 409 cleaner in a sudoku combo and leveled up.

Uhmm...wait, what?

[Dulnair]

Dulnair used his Sudoku book to increase his intelligence score! Combined with his agility score he creates a death ray in less that three seconds! 8D

Blammo! >:3

Liiiike, if you already have a hot guy, no other guy's gonna come around 'cuz he'll be all like, "Erf, I'm not as big in the pants. D;" And thusly you'll have no one to use your heart on.

[Toastkina]

-sneaks back in from Philly-
>____>;;
<____<;;

[Dulnair]

*Sneaks up and pilfers your souvenirs.*

>:3 Dash away, dash away, dash away all~!

[Dulnair]

:3 I (finally) completed my first commission~! *Does a little dance.*

[Toastkina]

Huzzah!
-pops a balloon-

Now you can write a roleplay reply. >:D

[Dulnair]

._.; U-uhmz...

Lessee... play Oblivion, finish my AP English assignments, and try to finally get some sleep for once or write a roleplay reply... hrrm... Sleep or Oblivion... sleep or Oblivion...?

Dulnair acquires status effect: Undecided! Productivity down!

[Toastkina]

>:[
Toast utilizes her Freddy Claws and rips Dulnair's pillow and matress into slivers. Brutal!
Dooo it.

[Dulnair]

>.>;;

D; Uhm... Nyquil. :3 Aand... Alteration spell: Repair! Poof! Perfect bed!

[Lupito]

Write those letters, write those letters
No, no, Mr. Tucan. No, no not today. . .

[Dulnair]

>.>;