Dear Telewu,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped Under a state of trance and I saw you Ignore My John F. Kennedy-statue I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist . I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about Eggplant-fetishism .
Go burn .
-Mekelba-