Lol, as me and my husband call them, the 20 month old is monster, the 6 month old is sweet pea (usually...) XD
Lol thats why I like other people's kids. I can hand them back when they smell funny, leak or get too loud lol.
I have cats over at my mom's house that are like my kids, and a stray that hangs out here at my place that I feed. Thats as close to a parent as I'll get. I'm a terrable roll model.