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[Earth Elf]

Nope. I've never seen that vid. Waiting for it to buffer. (:

And awesome then. I'll give you ideas when I can.

[Existereo]

Oh jeez. It's hilarious. I have funny story that goes along with it, and my friend's brother and friend being complete idiots.

Didn't you do that for Taylor a while back?

[Earth Elf]

Women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning and... Vaginas! lol.
Although, I hope no one actually agrees with the message...
And what's the story? (:

When she didn't have anything to draw I'd suggest things, yes. Although, me talking a lot could have done that too.

[Existereo]

That's right, shake your, er, bums...
>>; It was supposed to be funny, anyways. Whoever actually agrees is a douchebag and has likely never seen a v****a in his life. Or her life. Whatever.

Right, well, short version:
My friend and I were driving home after bingo, and there was nothing good on the radio. Her brother left some CD in the car he claims is his "blasting music".
So we put it in. After 10 songs of The Final Countdown, Pokemon Theme Song, Numa Numa i think, the final track we weren't really expecting.
We were playing the music pretty loudly.

All we could hear was,
"GIRLS ARE STUPID AND I DON'T RESPECT THEM
YEAH
I JUST HAVE SEX WITH THEM"

It was... funny, to say the least. We still talk about it.
Her brother's friend (Rawb... who actually posted here hahahahaha, and is probably reading this) actually called like 10 times to apologize and assure that he doesn't actually agree with the CD, it was supposed to be comical.

[Earth Elf]

xD Pokemon. Now that's some great party tune. I should burn that onto a disc and take it to Janvier, it'd be hilarious and everyone would think I was a loser... BUT WHAT THE HELL. It'd be great.

Wow. Surprising that he apologized. >>;

[Existereo]

Yeah. As unorthodox as it is, he's probably the nicest straight man I know.
Or at least I think he's straight.
Some of the glances he gives Walid are questionable... >>; Especially when he lets him print off his calculus formula sheets.

[Existereo]

I think Kevin's worse though.
He calls Walid "master".
They're all his bitches.
It's sad.

[Earth Elf]

Yeah. Straight guys can be gay sometimes. A Kevin I knew was sorta like that. Only... more physical. At least, I think it was. And he'd say things like 'Why don't you look at me during!' to Jimmy. >.>;

Sounds cute though. Man bitches are cute.

[Existereo]

Hey, actually, Kevin used to go to Merc. He graduated last year.
Kevin Gaudet? Fro ftw?

And it's not cute. Because Walid's a douche. He's got an ego the size of Russia. All we do is bicker because I hate him. ]:

[Earth Elf]

Nope. Kevin Hall.

Ah. Well... Walid's bitches sound cute. An ego bigger than mine though?

[Existereo]

I wasn't even aware you had a huge ego... That's certainly something new.
Ironic, though. Mine has diminished into extremely low self-esteem and insecurity. Woooh.

The guy wanted to pay me 200 dollars to paint a portrait of himself so he could put it in his livingroom.

[Earth Elf]

Natasa, I would pay you nothing. Because looking at me is payment enough. -looks away dramatically-

Well. Portraits are better than pictures. You can look better in a portrait.

D:
You have low self-esteem?! Hooow?!?!?

[Existereo]

That was... awful. But I lol'd.

Portraits, yeah. I still wouldn't do it, though. And I still refuse, no matter how much he bitches. I refuse to enforce the ego.

Uh. >>; Idk. It just... happened. I think because of my last relationship. D;

[Earth Elf]

You should do it. Draw for a hour or something, wasting his time. And draw him horribly.
Or scribble him something and then tell him to STFU.

/:
That's not good at all. But I'm sure you'll grow out of it. I actually don't know how you're self-esteem used to be as we were... retards and things like talent and abilities weren't important.

[Earth Elf]

OMG! Read the title of this thread! xD!