
[YOU MUST READ THIS TO GET A SLOT!]
â– I reserve the right to turn down any order, though I seldom exercise it.
â– I am very, very, very slow, so please do not rush me. This bears repeating. I am slow.
I do not rush. You have been warned.
â– Read everything, especially text in brackets.
â– Save all art to your own server.
â– Do not pay someone else to color, ink, or otherwise alter my work. However, if you or a friend do the alterations for free, there is no problem so long as I am given due credit and am notified of the new version's publication.
â– Use of proper grammar is not required, but it is very much appreciated and rewarded: I give free size increases 75% of the time, and all of those have been granted to people who took a few extra moments to appease my inner grammar nazi. (A funny passcode sentence also helps.) Now, please remember that the first of the two passwords is "fire."
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