█████ pirate ♠theory - freebies!

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shopstatus | zeroslotsavailable
order(s) taken: #243 & #267

If you're here for the freebies, check post #3!

SAT 10 OCT 09 Revamp done; slots open once again! I'll be offering cell-shaded bust shots for the month of October.

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The type of art up for commission rotates every month once in a while.
For the month of October and November, I am offering cell-shaded bust shots.



What You Get Cell-shaded Bust CG, 300px by 400px
Cost 5,OOO gold
How To Order If slots are open, post a message and tell me what you want.
The offer & cost is fixed. I will send you a trade if your order is accepted.

Frequently Asked Questions
Q Do you draw couples?
A Yep, for double the cost.

Q Will you draw something that you're not currently offering?
A Nope, the main reason for setting up this shop is so I get to practise what I want to practise.

Q Can I bribe you to ____?
A Sorry, bribes don't do s**t for me :D

Q Do you draw mecha/furry/clutter/all the s**t that other half-decent artists won't draw?
A I'll give anything a go as long as it's not against the terms of service.
Just know that I am no pro at what I do, so if you throw me something difficult, don't expect me to be stellar at it :'D

Q What if my question wasn't answered?
A Post it in this thread, I'll get to it ASAP :3

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<<< This is what a freebie would generally look like. Sketchy, skinny chibi.
The only way to obtain art in this style from me is if you score a freebie.
They're still pretty experimental, so expect some changes here and there.

Each week, I will give out a maximum of two freebies.
A freebie is won through a game of Pirate Theorem.
In addition, each player only gets one try at the game every week.
So if you didn't win, you don't get to try again until the week restarts (on Monday).

Read on to find out how to play!












First, in order to gain entrance to the game, you will need to say hello to proxy. Can't let you win if I don't know who you are, yo :V

Next, let's take a look at our treasure map...



Woah, kinda complicated huh @_@;
Your goal is to end up at the treasure box - this gets you a freebie.

To start the game, roll one 6-sided die. This determines the route that you will take.
There are four possibilities:

If you end up at the gold coin; congratulations! This leads you to the star route.
Unfortunately, the star route is wrought with dangers; this leads you to the second part of the game!
Note: Once you get to the gold coin, all excess turns are nulled.

Generate a random number from 0 to 10.
In order to survive on the star route, you need to generate the number 0.
You have 3 tries to succeed.
If you don't get it after 3 tries, sorry, your turn ends here >:


If you end up at the pink hearts, you get another go at the game!
The tiny pink heart grants you one more dice roll, and the big pink heart grants you two!


If you end up at the grey coin, sorry, game over >:



#1 hotaru a k i t s u - #298
#2 Siren_Fae - #333

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Commissions: 8,000G
Tips: 31,269G
Total: 39,269G




BOOM!HEADSHOTS [4 SEPT O9 ~ 30 SEPT O9]
1 • xobooka (couple) | 2 • ayama | 3 • jappio (300g tip) | 4 • 17 Oclock News (4,500g tip) | 5 • Sprinkle Bear (1,500g tip)
6 • Dark Aura Neko (300g tip) | 7 • grapegasmx (2,910g tip) | 8 • Exeters-kiss (1,000g tip) | 9 • RainbowGoose (1,509g tip)
10 • Ted D Ber (9,500g tip) | 11 • Puchinna (freebie) | 12 • Kya Revu (750g tip) | 13 • AFKitti (couple, 3,000g tip)
14 • I-Queen-I (4,500g tip) | 15 • Dark Aura Neko (1,500g tip)

CEL-SHADED BUST CG [10 OCT O9 ~]
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