[ Poll ] ● ťяašhé ●● Go away D;

WE LOVE YAOI!

HELLZ YEA.		57.3%	[ 1896 ]
Ew D; Like, no.		17.1%	[ 566 ]
O____0; Orly?		25.6%	[ 849 ]

Total Votes: 3311

[Djubre]

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● trāsh'ē ● – adjective, pronounced trӕʃ･ē.
●●●1. of the nature of trash; inferior in quality; rubbishy; useless or worthless.
●●●2. worthless or offensive literary or artistic material.

● Status: Absolutely FULL; CLOSED. HIATUS. WORKING ON ORDERS. All that jazz.

● W.I.P. of the day: ( See also: The second page for all W.I.P.s )
●●●N o n e .

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● [ I n t r o d u c t i o n . ]

● (Mandatory entrance post xD Feel free to skip this post) Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the very expensive and very posh shop of ťяašhé. Here at ťяašhé, we provide you with overpriced arts at the highest quality and the assurance that the artist cried at least three times in frustration while working on your piece. If you're not gonna buy art, you're welcome to chat your heart out here instead! I have a very nice and supportive base of friends that hang around in this thread, I only wish I had more ;3.

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● Why you'll love me:

● My drawings are anatomically flawless -Brick'd- I don't draw overly long necks or purposely try to hide my hands behind the character's a** and the women I draw don't look like cartoon versions of Russian porn stars.
● I do what I do and what I do I do well. If you buy a halfbody from me, the work may even be stretched to knees-up because I think it looks better cut off there. I always give you unexpected surprises.
● I go for aesthetic appeal in my pictures. There's no point of an artwork with stunning CG and a :| expression on the character's face. No matter what I do with my artwork, I try to incorporate interesting (plausible) poses and sometimes even include an actual detailed background, just for the sake of making the artwork awesome.
● Um, and if that doesn't convince you, how about the fact that I draw men that look like REAL MEN and not flat-chested girls or emo boiz? ;D

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● [ A n n o u n c e m e n t s . ]

● 19●06●09: After I'm done with this batch, I don't think I'll be taking any more orders.. ever.

● 30●12●08: Last announcement for the year--Unfortunately, I had to cancel a few orders. I know now that it was seriously unreasonable for me to think I could do all of them in a matter of two months, but I cleared the ones I liked the least and sent their trades back. It also has something to do with a very special friend of mine leaving Gaia *___*;; Thy donated me over 15 million gold worth of items which means that I'll be sitting pretty for a long while!! Apologies again if I cancelled your orders ):

● 15●12●08: I finally got my d-tail!! With a big thanks to King Inversitle for commissioning me in exchange ;). I am now super super full, but hopefully anyone who's commissioned me doesn't mind a little wait for their art--After all, I expect to be finished with all commissions by February!

● 01●12●08: Woooo~! Finally got enough commissions down! I feel like a giant boob for accepting a bazillion commissions, but while I have the time, I will bloody work my a** off for that d-tail. For commissioners: Look on the second page of this thread for your WIP's, I decided to organise it a little better than a simple 'WIP of the Day' on the first post. Here you can see your commissions and other people's too!

● 01●10●08: ťяašhé is open for offers! Woo! Djubre will be accepting OFFERS ONLY, which means that no, your order isn't automatically accepted, and yes, there is a date on which Dju will be choosing which orders appeal to him the most--DECEMBER 1 IS WHEN OFFERS CLOSE FOR THE WINTER. Keep in mind the average buying price of CGed artwork (info. located in Exactions) and a detailed description of what you want. All because the form's skeleton isn't large, it doesn't mean the information should be limited. Also, if paying with items, put a gold estimate of the item besides it <3. Here's the process; Offer, send trade as proof of funds, and on the day when I decide which ones I'll pick, I'll either accept (only once, you'll get a watermarked image before you hand over your gold, don't worry) or cancel the trade. Well, I'll also have the names posted in the thread.

● 30●08●08: Made the new layout! ********! I'm so proud of it, seriously <3. Diss eet and I stab you because this took more effort than mere copy and pasting D;. And I went on an affiliate frenzy; check the affiliates list, there's about fifty buttons there XD;;;.

● 23●08●08: There's a pretty good chance I'll be opening up in three months or so... I warrant on getting over art block, studies, and having a SHITLOAD of time to draw like a madman!!

● 18●07●08: j A j Yeah, yeah, I know I suck. Trashe MIGHT and I say MIGHT with hesitance because I'm going through a horrible art blockage at the moment. The style will definitely change if/when I come back though.

● 27●05●08: Oh my God, guys, I am dying here... I have so many assignments due that I haven't started yet and I haven't even be able to finish poor Montauk's commission and she's been waiting forever and I feel really horrible @ A @;;;. So I've put all commissions on hold ;-;. I'm sorry guys. In four weeks I have vacation so I'll be doing EVERYTHING then ASAP. Again, I'm so sorry gaiz T w T;;.

● 16●04●08: Yaaayy! School! So fun! I just got my report card back today and I have gotten really really bad marks somehow, so I'm only going to be accepting insane bribes for this place. It'll most likely return to normal status in about... two, three months or so.

● 06●04●08: Yaaayy! Holidays! It started off fairly crappily because of my flu, but that means I'm bedridden with a tablet on my lap xD. So I'm trying to get through ALL the commissions this week. Though keep in mind this is only the pace I'd have during vacation, so don't expect miracles when ordering pieces after this point >.>;;.

● 24●03●08: Ohay, did I say first of April? I meant fourth xD;;;. I realised my exams don't finish until then. So I'll be coloring Greggors then and work on the sketches for my others, which will hopefully not take me a buttload of time D;. Wish me luck on my exams, all.

● 21●03●08: Exam block is coming up next week, so there will be a lag on the orders... Can't draw while studying, you see. I'll be starting all orders on the first of April <33.

● 26●02●08: I has banners!
● The definition of retarded: Buying 5k banners and then spending four hours making your own because you think you can do better o_o;.

● 22●02●08: Found a banner shop. Still need confirmation, but the graphics are sexy. Oh, and you should see the owner of the shop >__>.
● This place is a good one for profiles. Must afford one some day.

● 17●02●08: Looking for a Graphics Shop to make banners and shiznits. Otherwise, I'll make the damn things myself.

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● [ R u l e s . ]

● Unless you are Dju's friend, you are NOT WELCOME to give critiques of his work or say that it's overpriced. If you're posting just to comment that I overcharge, don't even bother hitting that "reply" button.
● Do NOT bring ANY ******** DRAMA in this thread. If you're having a bad day, that's alright--So long as it isn't the seventh bad day you've had this week. Understand?
● I have every right to refuse or cancel your order for whatever reason I have.
● If the item you offer to pay for my art appreciates or depreciates in value, you're still in a contract with me for art which means you can't cancel if you change your mind. Don't you ******** dare retract an offer. Think carefully before you choose to offer something.
● Steal this layout OR ANYTHING WITHIN IT and I WILL report you (because yes, layout theft is against the ToS). I've already seen too many shops try to rip it off.
● In this shop, I draw about everything. And when I say 'everything', I mean everything.
● It is your own responsibility to read the Announcements; it may pertain to your order.
● "Oh were that I could offer you [insert your offer (item/gold) here]" must go in the 'Price' section of the form when stating your offer.
● The above is only so I know you've read the rules. Whether the password is in your form or not, you are bound by these conditions and agree to them upon submitting your form.

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● [ E x a m p l e s . ] ●

● You're buying art in the coloring style of the first three. The fourth one is mega-special super bribe don'tevengothere art xD.

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● [ B r i b e I n f o r m a t i o n .]

● This is a bribe shop; I am fully [********] aware my prices are steeper than what the average Gaian can afford. I DON'T need you reiterating that fact, nor do I need you saying that I overcharge. Out of all the insults you can give an artist, that one is far by the worst one, so don't even try to go there, you won't win your argument and you'll end up looking like a ********.

● The going rate/base price is around 3 million gold plus for a CGed fullbody, and then you can basically just divide that price for bust (1/4), waist (2/4), and knee (3/4) shots (divide by two for lineart prices). I do hope you understand basic mathematics...

● This is s**t you can try to bribe me with when I'm closed. I'm questing for NM Minis right now though--Offer those and you'll get a slot no matter what 8D.



● When I'm actually open, the items above and the items below are the only MC's I will accept, though I will accept RIG items worth over 500k. Still, don't be stupid and offer a 50k item for 3mil worth of a commission. That's not how it works.





● A r t trade?

● I am perfectly willing to do art-trades. But only to specific people (if you're not on my list, just ask me first). ":'B But u-hyuk, you SUX in comparison to all of them". Haha, funny, they're also my artist wishlist, ergo, art I will obtain one day, whether I have to buy it or trade for it. Not accepting art trades from anyone at this time.

● Raijin Loraine ● DJ Lune ● Yorugami ● London009 ● Akira Kirai ● Angry pumpkin ● Crimmi ● BeyondAlgo ● iFuchi ● Shota megs ● Christmas_chan ● Pope Duncan/Naiyen ● Iaven ● Das Portemonnaie ● Revien ● Lysdexic Lolerskate ● Digital Stitches ● T i r a e l ● [Brooke] ● R u m i f i e d ● Gandalf Kitty ● Fang ●

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● [ F o r m . ]

● If you're at this point already, I hope you have read the rules clearly ;D.

[b][color=#CD0000]● Gimme sum ťяašhé artz, b***h! ●●[/color][/b]
[b][color=#CD0000]● Username:[/color][/b] xxx
[b][color=#CD0000]● What I want:[/color][/b] xxx
[b][color=#CD0000]● Price:[/color][/b] xxx
[b][color=#CD0000]● Details:[/color][/b] xxx

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● [ S l o t s . ]

● THE U L T I M A T E BRIBE:

●●●● 1. King Inversitle (PM). Devil Tail (~17500k). 2 x CG fullbody couple + CG halfbody + 2 x halfbody lineart.

● Normal Bribe Slots:

●●●● 1. son zack. 17000k. CG fullbody.

●●●● 2. Kireiryuu. 2500k. CG fullbody couple.

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● [ C u s t o m e r s . ]

● 1. Fairy Sweetheart; ● 2. Gregger; ● 3. XxRinaxX; ● 4. Kyribird; ● 5. Alabasta_Jackal; ● 6. BeyondAlgo; ● 7. Greenapples 180; ● 8. temarigirl; ● 9. Atarashii; ● 10. Phae-chan; ● 11. King Inversitle; ● 12. Eevee Kins; ● 13. ll son zack ll.

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● [ A f f i l i a t e s . ]

● In.



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● Out.

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