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-Giggle.- New Poll! Stupid old Rome or pretty hair Germania~?

Pretty hair!	51.8%	[ 118 ]
Epic old!	48.2%	[ 110 ]
Total Votes:			[ 228 ]

[Twig_of_Gilead]

[[Bathory is win.
Vlad Tepes, also known as Vlad Dracula was also win.
I believe he was from Romania, though.
Anywho, favourite thing he did:

He was walking through town one day, and as he passed everyone, they either bowed or removed their hats. All except two Turkish citizens. Vlad approached them and questioned as to why they wished to disrespect him by not removing their hats. They replied that it was against their culture to remove their hats. Vlad, being the kind tyrant that he was, helped them with this predicament and had their hats nailed into their heads.

-flags fall off of forehead-
Sorry.
-reveals Texas flag-
Apparently, I've been dibsed.]]

[Eileen Kirkland]

[She bathed in blood of young women :3 Virgin part is total fantasy to make it sound more umm magical.
Vlad Draculea, Prince of Wallachia :3 Yup I know =w= Elizabeth Bathory was bound by blood with him, if I'm not mistaken. but I'm pretty sure I'm right. After all she was called Countess Dracula for some reason.
She was pretty insane, but it was bound to happen after marriage between Bathory family members, that wasn't so big family, much smaller then Hapsburg, and Hapsburg died off because of the same thing. ]

[akugirl]

NU!!!!

The best part was when he cut open his mistress for lying to him~
Or WHen he retreated for a whole week and then the Turks turned around cause he was just too batshit crazy~ XD
Or when he was betrayed and his head chopped off and buried under a church entrance~
Or when he got rid of the unemployed/invalid/beggar problem by burning them to death~

Apparently there was something odd about her appearance when she died~
She didn't seemed to look very old or somethin like that?

[Twig_of_Gilead]

[[Three words:
Forest of Death.

Vlad Tepes erected spikes outside of his walls on which he impaled Turkish soldiers. When the Ottoman empire army marched on his city, they turned around upon seeing this.

Then there was the way he punished women who committed infidelity.

He would wait for the b*****d child to be born, then cut off the woman's genitalia. He would then boil the baby in hot water and force-feed it to its mother.

-knowns too much-
OTL;;;
-morbid fascination-]]

[akugirl]

Oh~
remember that nobleman he had impaled higher than everybody else so as not to afront his delicate sense of smell~ ?

Aku did not know about the infidelity...

But she knew about the merchant who told the truth~

[Eileen Kirkland]

[Actually she looked normal, I mean old. But there were rumors that she died from lack of virgin/young blood, all fault of few plated of food being untouched. They didn't knew when she died exactly, and rumors spread.
Ffff we are some crazy people, being fascinated by those kind of people @@ Or maybe we are more fascinated with legends that grew around them? -totally just made that theory- orz]

[akugirl]

Ah~
Bueno~

Aku is a history-gore-nut~
Even before Hetalia made nations awesome...
Now she just goes fangirl over anything historical~ XD

[Eileen Kirkland]

[ Bathory based on portrait. Gonna make vampire one soon >w>'' A lot of gold gonna be spend on her e.e ]

[Twig_of_Gilead]

[[Ooh~
She looks freaking pretty.
8DD
I'm not sure why I said freaking...]]

[Eileen Kirkland]

[Because she was very beautiful and apparently nuts? XD]

[Twig_of_Gilead]

[[Let's go with that and not the fact that Twig may be a little insane.
xD;;;;

I am now designating Mattie as the Valentine's Day nurse.]]]]

[Eileen Kirkland]

[I'm a little bit.. more then just a little bit insane too~
Because sanity is overrated, and to be completely sane you need to be a bit insane~ =w=;;;
Beside! i'm the one making that crazy woman! XDD
I want Valentine Nurse to take care of me .w. ]

[akugirl]

Ano sa...
Would you be annoyed if aku started posting with her charactor layouts just for the heck of it?

[Twig_of_Gilead]

[[Twig agrees with this paradoxical logic.
This is true.
But then we all discuss Vlad the Impaler, so... xD
Ohohoho~ Then maybe he will~ ;D -shot-]]

[Colonel Sca]

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