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pepper & jordie & virgil
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these guys are a triad - all 3 are dating each other
they're just gay nerds idk
there's no real plot here tbh oops
here is their foolish tumblr page
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pepper espinoza
-she's 27 y/o, 5'7" tall, and very muscular w/ a nice a**
-she's an unemployed boxer who practically lives in the gym
-(she's v dyslexic and channels her frustration into becoming Ultimate Jock)
-she puts on a tough-guy front while still being friendly
-(but one-on-one she's a sweetheart with a sailor's vocab)
-she's very polyamorous and is seeing/sleeping with A Lot of people
-she's a dom and owns a lot of bad dragon paraphernalia
-she's not very good at being romantic but she tries hard for virg & jordie
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-she's an unemployed boxer who practically lives in the gym
-(she's v dyslexic and channels her frustration into becoming Ultimate Jock)
-she puts on a tough-guy front while still being friendly
-(but one-on-one she's a sweetheart with a sailor's vocab)
-she's very polyamorous and is seeing/sleeping with A Lot of people
-she's a dom and owns a lot of bad dragon paraphernalia
-she's not very good at being romantic but she tries hard for virg & jordie
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jordie oswald
-he's 24 y/o, 6'3" tall, buff, and fat
-he works at an animal shelter and makes youtube videos
-he's very friendly and positive and sweet and cheerful and genuine
-(he's making up for a bad situation growing up)
-he likes playing ukulele, lifting weights, and his scottish terrier
-he also is objectively pretty without trying
-(femme magic)
-he's a goofball who doesn't like being away from his partners
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-he works at an animal shelter and makes youtube videos
-he's very friendly and positive and sweet and cheerful and genuine
-(he's making up for a bad situation growing up)
-he likes playing ukulele, lifting weights, and his scottish terrier
-he also is objectively pretty without trying
-(femme magic)
-he's a goofball who doesn't like being away from his partners
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virgil patel
-he's 30, 5'3, thin, and bony
-he works at an indie feminist bookstore and writes weird poetry
-he's a fussy snob most of the time and also pretty moody
-(spoiled rich baby who always wants to get his way)
-he tries but he's not that great at being nice
-he enjoys bikes, gardening, and radical queer activism in academia
-(his focus is trans ppl of colour, obv)
-he is secretly very romantic and sappy, esp for pep & jordie
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-he works at an indie feminist bookstore and writes weird poetry
-he's a fussy snob most of the time and also pretty moody
-(spoiled rich baby who always wants to get his way)
-he tries but he's not that great at being nice
-he enjoys bikes, gardening, and radical queer activism in academia
-(his focus is trans ppl of colour, obv)
-he is secretly very romantic and sappy, esp for pep & jordie
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consider the following:
•u can draw them wearing w/e u want
••virg dresses like a hipster, jordie looks either pretty or gross, pep is a butch jock
•if u want u can draw them as couples
••or singles obv but i'm just sayin
•actually u can draw pep with ur ocs if u want ?
••she gets around more than the other two
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al & lacey
(also 2)
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these two are part of a secret govt agency of like
alien cops basically
but they're easily the most inefficient agents
mostly their job is just collecting interviews etc about alien abductions/encounters
but they ******** up really bad and end up in the wrong place at the wrong time
and become the human ambassadors to a visiting alien society
OOPS
2 is a secretary to the leader of the alien visitors
and is kind of awkward and goofy
so they end up hanging out more with the humans than the other aliens (the ui)
these pals have a weird tumblr page too
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al valentine
-she's 37 y/o, 6' tall, and solidly built w/ a belly
-she keeps to herself and is p gruff, not big on other people too much
-(not outright mean, but likes to seem ~mysterious & brooding~)
-BUT she's a chatterbox to/picks on ppl she likes (basically just lacey)
-her hobbies include reading old paperback mystery/spy novels and fixing her truck
-she chain smokes, is definitely an alcoholic, and mainly eats fastfood
-(how is she even still alive? we just don't know)
-she's very much a butch if u couldn't tell
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lacey darling
-he's 33 y/o, 5'8" tall, and chubby
-he has a lot of issues with paranoia, anxiety, and insomnia
-he's usually exhausted but is otherwise a people-person and not shy
-(he's awkward but a little too earnest, obviously a nerd)
-his hobbies involve investigating conspiracy theories and watching gay animes
-he's definitely the "brains" of the partnership tho
-(which frankly is terrifying)
-he's a hopeless romantic and swoons over big buff dudes/aliens
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"2"
-they're 8' tall, and are insectoid/crustacean-esque
-(i guess. they're a alien ok)
-they're sweet and kind and usually gentle, hate being alone
-they're also half neurotic, half oblivious to everything
-they move slowly, are easily startled, and are coldblooded
-their hobbies include reading romance novels, looking at plants, and hand-holding
-they really like learning about earth and humans
-(but they think most human social constructs are hilarious)
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-(i guess. they're a alien ok)
-they're sweet and kind and usually gentle, hate being alone
-they're also half neurotic, half oblivious to everything
-they move slowly, are easily startled, and are coldblooded
-their hobbies include reading romance novels, looking at plants, and hand-holding
-they really like learning about earth and humans
-(but they think most human social constructs are hilarious)
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consider the following:
•al and lacey are platonic life partners
••they hold hands/cuddle/love each other but they aren't romantic/sexual
•u can draw al and lacey in different outfits
••al does not show her legs though, and rarely her arms
•lacey and 2 are dating
••ha! ha!
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livens up this thread with a doodle of pep & virg
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whoaho some more bad drawings i done
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