[ Poll ] [O] ©RAZY Å PPLES {ULTIMATE FREEBIE GIVEAWAY}

ARE YOU CRAZY?

Like...duh?		24.0%	[ 6 ]
That's what the doctor tells me =p		24.0%	[ 6 ]
No...no...no....-shifty eyes- *pops meds* I ain't no craaazy person.		28.0%	[ 7 ]
Sure I'm crazy... FOR POLL WHORING!		8.0%	[ 2 ]
Everyone has a little insanity in them...Just not me.		16.0%	[ 4 ]

Total Votes: 25

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WELCOME TO THE CRAZY APPLES SANATARIUM

APPLE HAS GONE CRAZY

=O


No, that doesn't mean you should scream and run around like a chicken with your head cut off, it just means that you should read some simple rules, suck up to me, and hang out and have fun, and write lots of cleverly worded run on gramatically incorrect sentences!

READ ON!

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COME ON IN, SIT RIGHT DOWN, GET YOUR BRAIN CHECKED ON OUT!

The Pharmacy



So you may ask, just what is this quack talking about in the freebie forum?

For one, I don't quack.

Here's the deal, it's really quite simple.

I've been on this site for such a ridiculiously long time, that I have lost my mind!
I got my laurels so I really don't have much to quest, and my art stores keep dying, and my friends keep leaving.

BUT I don't wanna leave... sooooo... I decided to start a CRAZY a** QUEST along the same lines of the ever popular Glyf-sama's ADSoQ

Yes, I know, My art is hardly as impressive as Glyfy's, but that doesn't mean it's not worth it!


IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT:

I WANNA MAKE 1,000, yes, that's right, a WHOLE GRAND of Freebies!

Assuming my attention span holds out, I hope to have this finished within ONE YEAR!

WHOO!


RIGHT! HOW TO GET IN ON THIS FABULOUS OCCASION!

STEP 1: POST! I'm not telepathic! Post with the avatar you would potentially like drawn, or post a tektek of it!

STEP 1.5: HAVE AN ATTRACTIVE AVATAR! Don't be ugly! You can ask for a tekek, I'll do it for free, BUT YOU MUST PROVIDE AN ENVIRO! If you don't know what that is, then ASK!

STEP 2: CONVERSE! And be litterate about it!

STEP 3: VICTORY! If I like you, and your avatar, I'll draw it!



Right, samples...better late then never!

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The Committed

1. Deflowered by A Lollipop page 5p










So, you don't wanna wait for a freebie, huh? well for you lazy and/or impatient people out there, here are 3.5 ways to get free art without having to sit around and wait! Donate one of these items, and receive your free art BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE! Terms and restrictions apply, and for the more expensive items I am offering a Death Whisper as compensation.
Fluorite Borealis
Moonstone Borealis
Moodswing Bundle / Angelic Mood set / Demonic Mood set

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RULES
×Don’t steal my art.
×Don’t ******** my art up.
×Don’t mess with my members.
×Don’t be rude.
×Random friend requests=death.
×Random spam PM’s=sharp things thrown at you.
×Be literate. Or lose your tongue.