DIRTY, SEXY, CRIMINALS [R]

[Old Man Vee]

Joe is quiet because he has no tongue...


Poor ladies...

[Hale Hollowell]

Doomy Bear

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

why do ya think i came here, had to get him back to the pole~ ;3
we need some one to clean up the messes those fawns leave about~

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

Yer not related to me, stop saying that s**t.
and I'm not an elf..those pussies.. >:I

I'm not gonna do any cleaning anywhere, you must be ******** high.
emotion_eyebrow

[Doomy Bear]

Hale Hollowell

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-bops him on the head with his candy cane-
now young one i know your not the fastest elf around but you should know your innuendos better than that~
tis the season~ ;3

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

[Hale Hollowell]

Doomy Bear

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-bops him on the head with his candy cane-
now young one i know your not the fastest elf around but you should know your innuendos better than that~
tis the season~ ;3

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

gonk
What the ********.



-Pulls out one of his knives from his boot-
I'LL KILL YOU.
emotion_donotwant

[Doomy Bear]

Hale Hollowell

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-bops his head again gently and looks at him-
your going to kill me with that gummy?
-looks down at his hand as he is now holding a soft harmless candy-

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

[Hale Hollowell]

Doomy Bear

Hale Hollowell

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-bops his head again gently and looks at him-
your going to kill me with that gummy?
-looks down at his hand as he is now holding a soft harmless candy-

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

-throws it at your face-
>:I

-crosses his arms-
Then I'll punch you to death.

YOU KNOW WHAT.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MESS WITH A HIGH a** ******** LIKE YOU.

[Old Man Vee]

You people are strange... stare

[Doomy Bear]

Hale Hollowell

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-licks my candy cane and smiles-
ill see you at the pole later then -slides a candy cane in his pocket before he storms off and twirls away singing a jingle-

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

[Average Dan]

Hale Hollowell

Average Dan

-raises an eyebrow- Well lookit what we got us here; one of Joe's relatives.

-GLARES YOU DOWN-
emotion_donotwant

You got a feisty cousin, Joe~ >o>

[Hale Hollowell]

Average Dan

You got a feisty cousin, Joe~ >o>

-facepalm-
I know who my relatives are.
That's not one of them.

SO SHUT UP.

[Hale Hollowell]

Doomy Bear

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-licks my candy cane and smiles-
ill see you at the pole later then -slides a candy cane in his pocket before he storms off and twirls away singing a jingle-

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

classified_fu
YOU'RE NOT SEEING ME AGAIN ANYWHERE.

[Average Dan]

Hale Hollowell

If ya' say so~ -takes the candy cane from your pocket and walks away humming jingles bells-

[Doomy Bear]

Hale Hollowell

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

come come now what will Santa say seeing you so angry like this huh?
you know at the pole we all have to smile be merry and take care of all the Fawns wants and needs like good lil elves. I think we need to get you some nice soothing iced tea~
-a festive cup appears in Hale's hand filled with a long island iced tea with a lil umbrella and lemon in it with a symbol on the side saying "The Pole Strip club and bar"-
there now some one might get that brain working ;3~

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

[Doomy Bear]

Average Dan

𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖞𝖘

-starts to sing along with him and gives him a small package and twirls away still singing-
n3n! merry xmas!
(as he opens the package there's a pack of smokes and a new zippo with his name engraved in it)

ʕ・ ᴥ ・ʔ

[Ayane Senpai]

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