"But how can you use my intestines as a gift?" OC REQUEST

[Centaura]

actually I'm gonna preheat the oven and get the oil off me it's been annoying me.

[Kiddlet]

WELL OKAY ?

[Centaura]

SIGHS he is my bff even though I think he and I are completely horrible for one another.
No, we totally cut off at the worst ******** place lmao. But yeah it's kind of sad...but closure is nice anyway.
Oh. I was hoping to pc but nvm if you don't feel like it >w< I'm just textwalling a bit in this shop and I'm not comfortable enough to just vomit text at them.

Pat and I are both meticulous planners when we want s**t done, but both of us get our plans shot to s**t all the time. But we will have our talk. Yes. I demand it.

CONEASH.
HMMM tempting, if she would actually take an offer though, I don't have nearly the gold to get anything significant from AD emo


Did I? I thought I did that all in one post oops I'm losing it
We don't have to talk if you don't want :c

[Centaura]

give me like five minutessss

[Kiddlet]

My hand hurts.

[Centaura]

My uterus is trying to kill me.

[Kiddlet]

Yeah, I think very soon we can complain about that together.

[Centaura]

Pretty sure I panic-attacked it into submission.

Now I'm just regular mentally ******** rofl

I finally got my boss to notice that I'm going insane, but he refuses to believe that I need medication because all I gotta do is ~*~breathe~*~
SIGH

On the plus side, a milkshake is coming.

[Kiddlet]

Well, milkshakes do make everything better.

[Arxhielho]

Guys. Guys help I'm listening to a homestuck smut dramatic reading.

[Centaura]

I have an enormous amount of feels right now if anyone felt like hearing me b***h.
But it involves life and Scion and things not going the way I planned.

Also I won't be around tomorrow for a chunk of the day/night because I talked myself into going to this opera my friend's wife wrote. Not that I'm especially...invested...but because I should support my friends and also because it's better than staying inside.

Although because I STILL didn't get to talk with Pat and/or John about the things I really wanted to say, and was visibly/vocally upset about it, John was going to grab me to hang out tomorrow...
But friend support > Scion talk even I'll admit that.
SIGH though I feel almost sexually frustrated/cockblocked/blueballsed by this it's so weird...


Also Kidcha I have been thinking and I am kind of serious that if your boss would pay for my airfare I would come work for you. Or at least help somehow.
I would need a visa though, and to somehow escape the laundromat, probably never to return.

[Kiddlet]

We'll talk about that kind of thing later okay ?

I'm in the lounge to watch tv but it's only for an hour so I don't feel like ******** around moving the modem. Except that means my internet cuts out all the time, so signing into anything is kind of a stupid move. It's taken me fifteen minutes just to get here lmao

So yeah I am going to eat and watch tv and work on the trade, and we'll talk in a little while if you are free >w<

[Centaura]

I am going to reply to the shop I ordered in last night and then take a long a** shower because I need to shave. I have to look FABULOUS tomorrow and Bobby demands I do something with my hair? But good luck with that.

I dunno what "that kind of thing" means but okay I am in a very weird mood not sure if good
So I'll be back when I'm done with the shower.

[Kiddlet]

Uh, okay I guess.

It can probably wait.

[Centaura]

I am back.
I have no idea what I am going to wear tomorrow I am actually kind of afraid right now.
I'm so hideous and unglamorous I have no idea what to do.

But anyway I am back, that was the important thing.