Any good yo mama jokes??

[geo serenity adlehyde]

yo mamma, i say you mamma, is _so_stupid_ she puts lipstick on her head-to make up her mind!

+1st on a new page, woohoo!

[xx CrystalLuv xx]

Yo momma so fat when she fell in love, she broke it. heart

Yo momma so hairy, she almost died at birth from rug burn. wahmbulance

Yo momma so ugly, one day she went into a haunted house and came out with a job. dramallama

Yo momma so poor, Angelina Jolie is considering adopting her. cheese_whine

Yo momma so fat, every time she turn around its her birthday again. rofl

Yo momma so fat, she got a black belt in sushi. ninja

[alphawolfgirl7]

yo mama is so fat that when you lay down in bed she says hey get of my pillow! rofl

[iiGeneral_Squiggles]

yo mama so stupid she put paper on the TV and though she was watching paper view! XD

[Knit Wonderland]

Your momma is so old, she still thinks the world is flat.

[XxVoidOfTemptationxX]

Yo momma like a shotgun. Two cocks and she blows.

Yo momma like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, then thrown back in the gutter.

xD

[Yotta-meter]

Yo mama's so fat that she fell!

[iMiriku]

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[SpaceInsurgent]

"Yo mamma" needs to die. It's been around too long.

[iMiriku]

iiFr3sh_Bo1

yo mama so stupid she put paper on the TV and though she was watching paper view! XD

I thought that's what it was... Say... What in the world IS paper view? D:
I keep hearing it, but what is that...?

[SpaceInsurgent]

iMiriku

iiFr3sh_Bo1

yo mama so stupid she put paper on the TV and though she was watching paper view! XD

I thought that's what it was... Say... What in the world IS paper view? D:
I keep hearing it, but what is that...?

pay per view.

[XxVoidOfTemptationxX]

SpaceInsurgent

iMiriku

iiFr3sh_Bo1

yo mama so stupid she put paper on the TV and though she was watching paper view! XD

I thought that's what it was... Say... What in the world IS paper view? D:
I keep hearing it, but what is that...?

pay per view.

o_o; It's when you... Like... Buy a movie on TV instead of getting off your a** and driving to the facking store to rent one...

[I_Eatz_Crayonz]

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three sizes: large, extra large, and OH GOD IT'S COMING.

[This Means Good Bye]

Here you go!

[Legendary Lunar Eclipse]

Yo mama is so dumb she went to bed with a ruler so she can measure how long she slept.

I'm not sure if that was listed here yet... sweatdrop