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So me and my friend were throwing random yo mamas but then we couldn't think of any or there weren't any to remember.... YOU have any good ones??? (no cusses) question
Yo mama is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it showed her phone number
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Im an old joke person

Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mamas so fat she has her own gravitational pull
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I just heard this one a lil while ago..

Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a motorcycle.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's already worldwide.
YO MAMA SO FAT:
PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE
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Yo mama's so hairy that her baby almost died of rug burn
YO MAMA SO FAT:
SHE'S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY! mrgreen
YO MAMA SO STUPID:
SHE STOLE A FREE SAMPLE! 4laugh
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I just heard this one a lil while ago..

Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a motorcycle.


Hahahahh!!! Funneh as hell rofl

.. I got a crappy one:
Yo mama's so fat, when she get's up in the morning - the sun goes down.
Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
10 Yo Mama Jokes[/u


1. Yo Mama so fat, her belly-button has an echo.

2. Yo Mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

3. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

4. Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

5. Yo Mama so ugly, the government had to move her birthday to Halloween.

6. Yo Mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

7. Yo Mama so old, her birth certificate say EXPIRED on it.

8. Yo Mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

9. Yo Mama so old, she has pictures of Adam & Eve in her yearbook.

10. Yo Mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
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y0 mama is so hairy, the only language she speak is wookie! raaaaawr! raaaaaww! Raaaaaaaawwwwww!!!
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10 Yo Mama Jokes[/u


1. Yo Mama so fat, her belly-button has an echo.

2. Yo Mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

3. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

4. Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

5. Yo Mama so ugly, the government had to move her birthday to Halloween.

6. Yo Mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

7. Yo Mama so old, her birth certificate say EXPIRED on it.

8. Yo Mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

9. Yo Mama so old, she has pictures of Adam & Eve in her yearbook.

10. Yo Mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.


Oh you go girl! *snaps fingers back n forth*

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