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Post: 60000759_1 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:38:04 +0000
Posted: Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:38:04 +0000

So me and my friend were throwing random yo mamas but then we couldn't think of any or there weren't any to remember.... YOU have any good ones??? (no cusses) question

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Post: 60000759_2 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:43:34 +0000
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Yo mama is so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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Post: 60000759_3 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:44:31 +0000
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Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it showed her phone number

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Post: 60000759_4 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:40:24 +0000
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Im an old joke person

Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mamas so fat she has her own gravitational pull

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Post: 60000759_5 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:47:04 +0000
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I just heard this one a lil while ago..

Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a motorcycle.

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Post: 60000759_6 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:59:07 +0000
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Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's already worldwide.

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Post: 60000759_7 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:59:56 +0000
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YO MAMA SO FAT:
PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE

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Post: 60000759_8 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:00:30 +0000
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Yo mama's so hairy that her baby almost died of rug burn

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Post: 60000759_9 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:01:32 +0000
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YO MAMA SO FAT:
SHE'S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY! mrgreen

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Post: 60000759_10 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:02:38 +0000
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YO MAMA SO STUPID:
SHE STOLE A FREE SAMPLE! 4laugh

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Post: 60000759_11 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:03:17 +0000
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iCurly

I just heard this one a lil while ago..

Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a motorcycle.

Hahahahh!!! Funneh as hell rofl

.. I got a crappy one:
Yo mama's so fat, when she get's up in the morning - the sun goes down.

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Post: 60000759_12 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:09:57 +0000
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Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

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Post: 60000759_13 created on Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:13:17 +0000
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10 Yo Mama Jokes[/u

1. Yo Mama so fat, her belly-button has an echo.

2. Yo Mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

3. Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

4. Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

5. Yo Mama so ugly, the government had to move her birthday to Halloween.

6. Yo Mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

7. Yo Mama so old, her birth certificate say EXPIRED on it.

8. Yo Mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

9. Yo Mama so old, she has pictures of Adam & Eve in her yearbook.

10. Yo Mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.