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Greedy Businessman

..You're in the wrong place. I will, howevah, be moah than willin' to provide potential snark for anyone willin' to give me messages. I'm not gonna be an a**-pattah or an "Oooo..thank you for slavin' ovah a hot keyboard for a mass produced message."

If you're tiyahed of that s**t, then delivah me a message or two. I'll make it woith your time~. Now does anyone have a cigarette? I'm dyin' ovah heyah! D:<


(Don't like Irving's accent? Deal with it, bros! )
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

THE MOST ******** ANNOYING TYPING QUIRK EVER. I MEAN, IT'S REALLY ******** ANNOYING. WORSE THAN GAMZEE'S. GOG DAMMIT, YOU KIND OF AN a** TOO AREN'T YOU? WELL, ******** YOU.
-KARKAT





With a name like "Karkat" I'll be sure ta take everything you say seriously.*le sarcasm* B| Now who the ******** "Gamzee?"
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

My sweet mistress,
For too long have I delayed,
From seeing your beautiful face.
Alas, with a heavy heart, I must confess,

We are not meant to be.

It is not you, but me.
I could never be with you.
I am not fit for one who dwells in the light.
It is a cruel life I live,

When you cannot be with the one you love.

But my fair princess,
Not even fate can keep us apart.
Not even this wall between us,
Can keep you from me.

Against all odds,
You will be mine.

- Alucin



I see what you did there...an' I don't like it. Get back to the drawin' boards, chump. B[
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

The night is dark...
you walk alone...
not expecting anything to happen...
suddenly you hear footsteps behind you...
clicking of heels....
you take a look over your shoulder but there's nothing...
just as you moving faster...
you're suddenly pushed against a wall..
a tongue sliding along your neck...
making you tremble from excitement...
Lips moving towards your ear...
licking along your earlobe...
letting your lips escape a sweet moan...
words beeing whispered...
'Let me suck you dry..'

xoxo -- the vampire mistress


Oo..now this message? This I like. Feel free ta suck me dry, dawlface, but I'm not sure you'd like my blood that much. It's got a hint of Las Plagas. I can think of somethin' else you can suck, though. *eyebrow waggle* >;D?

          My dear…Ricardo,
          I fear I have been avoiding our loving reunion for too long.
          Shall I place a kiss upon your cheek?

          (( I believe this is place where you slap me across the face. emotion_awesome ))
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

Alucin Anon
          My dear…Ricardo,
          I fear I have been avoiding our loving reunion for too long.
          Shall I place a kiss upon your cheek?

          (( I believe this is place where you slap me across the face. emotion_awesome ))


<____<; *will replace the "slap" with a punch to the nose* Get your love somewhere else, schmuck.
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
It seems my junkyard dog
has a taste for you.

You know why? Because you parked in a tow-away zone and now your car is in my impound lot. Pay up or you'll regret it!

Jeevas Crow, your neighborhood tow truck driver.





NO! You! You don't touch my car! D:< I'll make you regret the day you were born if you so much as ********' look at it!

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

She had been alone the whole time, that woman. Her hair long, black silk. No one seemed to speak to her, no one seemed to notice her, but you swallowed and approached her. She looked to you, and spoke.
"Am I pretty?" What an odd thing to ask. You offer a smile and nod. She looks to you, moving the hair from her face, and pulls off the mask. A Glasgow smile carved along her mouth looked back to you. "And now?" You stutter, stammer, and something slips out. She scowls and before she can say anything a noise draws your attention away. Looking back, she's gone.

Was Kuchisake-Onna even there? You shiver and hurry back to your friends.


Yea, that's kinda creepy right there. <___<;;
Ricardo lrving


          Yare, yare…
          Quite feisty aren't we? /tsks and sighs
          You may have the looks, but your attitude is poor.

          With that personality of yours, I'd just the accept the face that you're going to grow old one day and die alone.
          /grins smugly
          Or you could try opening up your perspective a bit, couldn't ya now?
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

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Yours,
-The Heartbreak Hooligan


Zombies? Really? <n<; What is this? 1998?

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

Have a SEXY Valentines Day, Bro
Love that accent btw smilies/icon_wink.gif

http://www.albumartexchange.us/assets_c/2011/02/smosh-sexyal-thumb-450x450-6396.jpg


What accent are you talkin' about an' get some ********' pants on. For the love of gawd! D;<

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

from out of the depths I screamed:

"O my sole love I pray thee pity me,
from out this dark gulf where my poor heart lies,
a barren world hemmed in by leaden skies
where horror flies at night,
and blasphemy,

For half the year the sickly sun is seen,
the other night cold night lies on the land,
A country bleaker than the polar sands,
no beasts, nor brooks, nor any shade of green.

There never was a horror which surpassed,
this icy sun's cold cruelty and this vast,
night like primaeval chaos, would I were

Like the dumb brutes, who in a secret lair
Lie wrapt in stupid slumber for a space...
Time creeps at so burdensome a pace."

~Baudelaire


<<; Intahrestin'...


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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

The spotlight hits the stage as a beautiful woman twirls around on a pole. She stops, her legs curling around the pole as she smiles.

"You're a cute little thing, aren't you? You wanna come up on stage with me?" she teases, gently blowing a kiss as she pulls from the pole, and steps off the stage - and makes herself comfortable right in your lap. "Or shall I just sit right here and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"

♥♥The Porn Star Dancer


Oh, gawd. It's like these "Anons" know me. I'll do whatevah you want, dawl. ;D
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

Alucin Anon
Ricardo lrving


          Yare, yare…
          Quite feisty aren't we? /tsks and sighs
          You may have the looks, but your attitude is poor.

          With that personality of yours, I'd just the accept the face that you're going to grow old one day and die alone.
          /grins smugly
          Or you could try opening up your perspective a bit, couldn't ya now?


If by "perspective," you mean bein' nice to you, then I think I'd rathah remain narrow-minded.
Ricardo lrving


          /smirks
          You poor, naive man.
          Of couuuurse, that's not what I mean.
          But interpret it any way you like.

          On another note:

          To Jeevas Crow, my Landlord,

          No idea what crap you're spewin', but I don't even have a landlord.
          /z-snapplz

          Roses are red
          Violets are blue
          Shut the ******** up
          I don't have to pay you.

          emotion_donotwant
-not even gonna bother with Gaia's events anymore- emotion_donotwant
Ricardo lrving 's avatar

Greedy Businessman

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To my dearest Ricardo lrving,

Just kidding! <3 Happy Valentine's Day from a crazy anon to a... Ricardo Irving guy. o__O



I'm the Ricahdo Oiving guy. B]
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Dangerous Nerd

That's right, Boss!
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Dangerous Ladykiller

We've met before, haven't we?

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