I've found my favourite Anons

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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My dearest Draco.

Mirror of Erised shows me a simple image.
Your happiness.
Seeing you proud and happy.
That is my desire.

-Someone who longs to make that vision come true.

I'm not sure what thread you are lurking in, but I do hope you see this. I appreciated this and it very nearly made me tear up, you know, if Malfoys cried. Which we don't. At any rate I just wanted to say... Thank you. This message did stick out.

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

Hm, thank you for the other messages I've just received as well, though some of you are truly disturbed and probably belong in St. Mungo's.

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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The words you left behind grow stronger in my heart even now. If by some chance we can be reborn, then let the two of us become flowers nestled closely together.

- Revion

I suppose I should simply use this thread to respond to all my Anons.

Alright, but I want to be a rose. And you will be?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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One night when I was dreaming
A prophecy was made
It involved you and me
In a Dark Forest glade
So don't think me rash my darling
I find my confidence almost gone
So I'm afraid I'll simply sign this
From your ever loving Anon

Do I even get a name so I know who the other half of this prophecy is? You know who I am, it is only fair I know you, isn't it?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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Your message inspires me Draco.
Of course, you are strong.
You hail from the grand house of Slytherin for a reason.

Know that I'll watch over you from the shadows.

/Your/ message inspires me, I must admit.
But why are you watching from the shadows?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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Hello, eugenist Malfoy
I don't believe we've met,
But I thought that I should tell you
it's on you my heart is set.

I may not be a pureblood
but do not take offence
After all I am a wooden toy
whose body is too dense

I've said my piece and confessed to you
without a reason or good rhyme
but I hope that you will love me back
if I give you enough time

- The Toy Soldier

For being a toy, you are brilliant at poetry.
Much better than I could ever produce.
I do appreciate the poem, thank you.

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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My name is unimportant
My little chocolate frog
Be content to know I'll protect you
I'd kill things like Arragog
I'm so sorry it must be like this
That things must be this way
And know every moment without you
Breaks my heart more every day
Be patient my dear one
Hush my precious sleep
Your ever loving Anon
Is the name that I must keep

You have a talent for poetry, has anyone ever told you that?
Alright... So I can't know your name... I understand, though I don't like that fact.
Can you at least tell me if you are someone I knew before now?
From school? Somewhere else?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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Draco. My Draco.

From where I stand, I can watch you.
Hope that my wish will come true.
You inspire me.

What others view as arrogance,
I merely see a boy trying to prove his worth.

Your wish?
Hm, your Draco?
How can you call me yours when I don't even know who you are?
This seems a bit unfair, doesn't it?
If you're watching from shadows, you'll be able to see me but I can never see you.
Give me a clue?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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Ahhh, sweeet delicious ! Lemme steal you away for one night to lick you from the bottom to top of your body, taste each part of your soft skin. However, I must strip away your warm clothing one by one like unwrapping a most wanted Christmas gift and leave you with just red bow and a tag of my signature, so you can only belong to me. Rubbing my hands happy with glee, I will run them all over your body until you beg for more than my touches. When you shut your eyes in pleasure, I will disappear quietly because I am just a mere whisper of...

Yours truly wanted,
~Deep Desire Dream~

Merlin, that was...
I suppose someone prides themselves on painting mental images.
I think if people had more dreams like that none of us would ever want to wake up!

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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If I wish it enough, will you turn my way?
Meet my gaze with yours and remain?
Or will it disgust you to hear me say
That I love you; do you feel disdain?

For I know I'm not worthy to carry your heart,
Though I'd worship it, idol of mine.
But alas – we are doomed to be ever apart,
I'm beneath you, for you are divine.

Yours from afar,

The Poetic Recluse

If your words are any way to judge, I'm not sure I'd say you were below me at all.
Though I can't help but wonder, Poet, why are you such a recluse?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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To my dearest Draco Pureblood Malfoy,

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[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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I will impregnate you. Then in 5 months I will cut you open and make you eat the fetus.

Joke's on you since I clearly cannot become pregnant.

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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You humor me Draco.
It was a tease.
Nothing seems to get past a Malfoy.

We live in a world of magic, do we not?
I'm not that far.

A clue? Hmm.
Perhaps on the day of the fourteenth.

A world of magic. So you must be from school?
Not that knowing that narrows it down at all...
I can't wait until the bloody fourteenth to know!
Fine. A name. At least give me a name to call you.
It can be a fake name, but just give me something to call you.

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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My dear wouldn't you like to know
What if I were too young or old
To brave or bold
I might be moaning Myrtle
Or Fleur or a friend
Have far from Malfoy morals
Would you dare to bend
I might be a ghost or a ghoul
Or not exist at all
You like my poetry
Well its easy to write to you
If only you knew
I'll give you a riddle
I'm stuck in the middle
But just watched from afar
Let this be a test of how clever you are
Your ever loving Anon

Once again, such a lovely poem.
It seems almost frustrating to know that someone can care enough to write something like that and I can't even figure out who you are.
Alright. A riddle.
Hm... Stuck in the middle?
A middle child? Or in the middle of a group? Or in the middle of a situation?
Merlin, this isn't as easy as I thought it would be.
I do not know anyone who is a middle child offhand...
Middle of a group? It would have to be an odd number. 3?
Situation... Hm... I'll have to think on that.
What is your gender?

[Draco Pureblood Malfoy]

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Your wand should never be used to pick your nose.

-random advice anon

Or a troll's nose, as Potter and his gang found out.