I'm scared of this year's anons...

[The Earth King]

x
There's going to be so much... love. gonk

EDIT: YOU GUYS ARE OVERWHELMING. gonk
get yourself together, Amaimon. I can't be defeated by... by this.
/self-slap
OKAY. I ACCEPT YOUR LOVE, ARE YOU HAPPY? emotion_donotwant

At least there's a subforum now~

ALRIGHT. SO.
Let's talk Valentine's.
As a demon, I don't really celebrate it. emotion_eyebrow
Well, until this year.

What do humans want for presents? TELL ME.
I need to know. Really. It's important.

I guess I'll post the anons I get as well.

Okay, chat away everyone.

Also, who thinks there should be some more Valentine's lollipops released, hm? I think that's a wonderful idea. Yup, yup.

[The Earth King]

[NPC] Cupid

To my dearest the earth king,

I've got a crush on you




XOXO,
C/O Cupid

x

Wha--
Already?
U-uhm. Well...
I'm not sure how to respond to that.
I... admire your... bluntness. emotion_eyebrow
Thank you.

[The Earth King]

Quote:

To my dearest The Earth King,

Should've waited a little, didn't think I'd get the chance to send another actual anon this soon. Anyway have a very happy and hopefully non-bloody Valentines Day.

Quarter

P.S. My chainsaw says no promises on the non-bloody part.




XOXO,
C/O Cupid

x
Yes, you contacted me not too long ago, didn't you?
Oh, thank you very mu--
Well, a little blood isn't too bad...
Er.
Your chainsaw, huh?

[purplealmighty]

Oh, the fun I will have.

*Shifty eyes*

[Twitchy McPixie]

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kufufufufu
you don't know how to respond to a measley humans affections?
Ahh.. I love getting creepy valentines they make my day.
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[The Earth King]

Quote:

To my dearest The Earth King,

The spotlight hits the stage as a beautiful woman twirls around on a pole. She stops, her legs curling around the pole as she smiles.

"You're a cute little thing, aren't you? You wanna come up on stage with me?" she teases, gently blowing a kiss as she pulls from the pole, and steps off the stage - and makes herself comfortable right in your lap. "Or shall I just sit right here and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"




XOXO,
C/O Cupid

x
Oh? Haha, oh my.
You're quite forward, aren't you?
Though, I guess your assumed profession would have that as a requirement.
As for what pops up... well, let's just say that you didn't waste much time switching poles... >///>;

[ZeWhiteCrow]

Uh, humans tend to like shiny objects... I don't know, we're an easily-distracted race.

[The Earth King]

Twitchy McPixie

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kufufufufu
you don't know how to respond to a measley humans affections?
Ahh.. I love getting creepy valentines they make my day.
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x
I-I know! Kind of.
I just... I've never celebrated this holiday before, okay? Humans seem to make it some sort of big deal, so I need to know what I have to do differently that makes it so special. emotion_eyebrow

Creepy valentines are alright. They're not my favourite, but I'm not thrown off by them.

[The Earth King]

purplealmighty

Oh, the fun I will have.

*Shifty eyes*

x
NO scream

[The Earth King]

ZeWhiteCrow

Uh, humans tend to like shiny objects... I don't know, we're an easily-distracted race.

x
Shiny things, huh...?
Hm. Like... what? Gems? Glitter?

[Twitchy McPixie]

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Not Just Humans we Pixies are fond of Sugarry snacks and Shinny Objects. Oh Yes and Sugarry Syrups as well.
Kufufufufufu
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[The Earth King]

x
To the anon who sent the, uh. The picture. Of the... heart.

eek
Ohmy.
Oh... oh... my.

[Twitchy McPixie]

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....
Did I Just Get Rick Roll'd
kufufufu
How amuseing!
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[The Earth King]

Twitchy McPixie

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Not Just Humans we Pixies are fond of Sugarry snacks and Shinny Objects. Oh Yes and Sugarry Syrups as well.
Kufufufufufu
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x
Syrups? Humans like syrup as gifts? emotion_eyebrow

[Vesraen]

D'awww.
Well. Humans and humanoids who celebrate do it because they have a need to be desired and appreciated.
... so, really, you have to trick yourself into wanting it.

...And, we do it so we can eat all the sweets we want.
So, enjoy sweets. cB