Even more anons..

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

Does the octopus get ice cream too?

Ice cream? But I'm holding a cupcake!

[RandomKate]

I'm guessing it would be "does the octopus get a cupcake too" now.

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

Ever since we've met,
the moment I laid my eyes upon you...
not a night goes by where I don't dream about you.
Did you know how much I loved you? How long it took me to follow you to your house and watch you sleep? I'm watching you as we speak... hopefully you will love me like I love you and we'll have wonderful mutant babies with deep voices from out of the womb and when you wake and you find you're pregnant forgive me....I couldn't resist, (don't worry i used lots of drugs.) This may be a lot to handle but I trust that you will learn to love me or ELSE
Sweet dreams my love <3

I don't ever recall meeting you... So I suppose I don't know how much you love me.. B-but uh... M-me!? P-pregnant!? OH GAWD!!!! gonk

[MasturChef]

RandomKate

I'm guessing it would be "does the octopus get a cupcake too" now.

Yeah that's what I'm expecting... But the octopus doesn't like cupcakes, so no.

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

Ug I totally forgot about this event for a couple days and now I'm still 30 away....

30 away? From what?

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

I hope you don't mind I'm late
I can't ever remember the date
And I hope you don't mind when I say
I'll love you this much every day~

So many people love me..... It is saddening to know that I do not love them back..

[Of Corsets Sexy]

"My~" she gasps, tapping her finger to her chin slightly. "You got so many letters you had to make a second thread to hold them all? You're so lucky."

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,



Ed is outside your window being a creeper.

.... Go away!

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

I have watched you from afar for many years.
Now is the time to make my move
And to show who I am.
I want to take you in my arms
And never let you go...
-A swift movement, a whispered touched, a female body presses against yours as a collar is placed around your neck.
With a soft laugh and a few heated stolen kisses you are pushed up against a wall coming face to face with emerald eyes and ruby lips.-
Oh my my, Im so sorry dear, you wanted love poems, and roses to savor.
But that is just not my style.
See I am the Mistress youre the slave.
Now you're the one who will serve me this Valentines Day.

-Mistress @}-->--

S-slave!? N-normally I would object to being a slave, but I might just make an exception for you.

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

Pokemon Trainer look, eh? Just uh...why do the chicks all dig it?

I'm not really sure, actually.. Perhaps it's the green eyes? Or the fact that, compared to my old look, they can actually see my face? I really do not know why, maybe it was only because it was Valentine's Day...

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

Roses are red
Lilies are white
Some poems are good
But this one is . . .beautiful.

Happy Valentines (Belatedly)

~Lark~

This poem was indeed beautiful. I dunno why everyone thinks they always have to rhyme! Happy -belated- Valentine's Day to you too! whee

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,


- the two happily eating cake -


Just where did you two get so much cake from?


Get so much cake from!
Get so much cake from!


Mokona is very popular! Tell him Mokona’s very popular!

I can haz cake?

[MasturChef]

To my dearest MasturChef,

Ah, well yes. The eyes are a very nice and vivid green.

Happy...uh...late Valentine's Day!

Eheheh.. Uh... Thank you! sweatdrop
H-happy l-late Valentine's D-day to you t-too!

[RustyRobot]

ninja

[MasturChef]

the Porn Star Dancer

"My~" she gasps, tapping her finger to her chin slightly. "You got so many letters you had to make a second thread to hold them all? You're so lucky."

Actually, this is the third one... sweatdrop
I didn't wanna revive the last two because the new anons might have to sift through all the letters to find theirs... my inbox is like 70% full and that doesn't include the messages I either saved or deleted from the first day.... I suppose I'm lucky