Things You'd Never Here an Anime Character Say

[dark_child11]

From drgon half: Anything that would make any sense at all.

Maze as a guy: I'm...gay.

Chichiri: who me? no there is no bad guys here...HOLY s**t!!!....you know?

[timberwolf12s]

EVA:

Shingi: Asuka, you know what you have been a b***h to me and im not gonna take any more of your s**t.

NARUTO

HoKage: kazakage has been macken with my students AGAIN?!

Naruto: skrew this the HoKage thing is bullshit, i wanna be Kazakage now so i can MACK like more than Oruchimaru.

Sakura to Sasuke: YOU SUCK! Naruto has bigger "Charaka" than you.

Naruto to Saurka: lets get it on!

Hellsing

Alucard: Celas your panties are showing.

Alucard to Interga: your not the boss of me, well not till we hit the sack

Celas: once you go undead you never go back

[dark_child11]

Tamahome to Miaka: You b***h! You're always complaining about some stupid thing and I've had it. Hotohori can have you, cause I'm going to Yui.

[FlamingCat]

This would never be in any anime "quick someone use a phoenix down!"


Inu-yasha: Naraku, your my god!

[Teigra]

Onyxwings

FFX
Yuna: lets give up well never figure out this trial.
Auron: dont worry, i always come prepaired. *pulls out book*
lulu: is that a FFX stratigy guide?!

*ROFLOL* I love it! ^_^
Tidus: sweatdrop Why didn't I think of that?

[Lotus-kun]

o iknow in yugioh they'd never say...

Yugi: O no it's some guy that we don't know and aren't related to lets mind our own buissness!

[Zechs_Hellangel]

Most never say "wana flip ma bout?"

[Lunshea]

Sasuke: I love you Sakura-chan!
Sakura: ... eek
Naruto: Nani!! scream !!
Thick eye brows(Lee): You can have the annoying pink haired brat!

[Uzumaki Naota]

Tea- Hey... Yugi you want to go out with me sometime?
Yugi- um... no im not like that....
Tea- oh, im sorry... i didnt know...
Yugi- you didnt know, thats why we have tristan and joey along! xd

[Uzumaki Naota]

Soujiro458

"THINGS PEOPLE FROM YU YU HAKUSHO WILL NEVER SAY:

1.Hiei: WOW KUWABARA THAT WAS AMAZING YOU ARE AWESOME

2. Hiei: yah so a Botan if you aren’t doing anything later you wanna…yah know…

3. Yusuke: Fighting? Whats that?

4. Kurama: ok you guys *sigh* I am really… actually… a girl
Kuwabara: HHeeeyy…. How you doing wink
(so we all know i'm in love with kurama but i just had to say it it fit to well...)

5.Hiei: I HAVE FEELINGS TOO…

6. Hiei: damn it why cant I be human

7. Kuwabara: Damn, Hiei has an a** to die for

8. Yusuke: (jumping around singing) I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD…

9. Botan: ok ******** all of you to hell I QUITE

omg thats so funny!!!

[Uzumaki Naota]

Shippo: hey kilala(sorry if i misspelled it) want to have the best experience in your life or in you?(shippo raises one eyebrow)
Inuyasha: kagome im sorry i cant be with you, im in love with Shippo(kisses shippo and gets on top of him)

[LadyDelacroix]

King Kold: "No, wait. I bring you nothing but love. I'm far better at all expeditions than my son was, you wouldnt want to pass up such an opportunity."
Trunks: "So, you wanna see my sword huh?"
King Kold: "As a matter of fact, I do."
*Trunks Unzips*
King Kold: "Mm, mm.. Remarkable craftsmenship."
Trunks: "Hey, you didn't swallow!"
King Kold: "No wait!!"
*Trunks severs King Kolds Head from his shoulders.*
Trunks: "That was some good head, now so find this Dr. Jeroro guy."

[LadyDelacroix]

Teigra

Onyxwings

FFX
Yuna: lets give up well never figure out this trial.
Auron: dont worry, i always come prepaired. *pulls out book*
lulu: is that a FFX stratigy guide?!

*ROFLOL* I love it! ^_^
Tidus: sweatdrop Why didn't I think of that?

That's pretty funny.

[LadyDelacroix]

InuYasha: "Kagome, I'm sorry I've been an inperfect being lately.. " *Eyes twitch*
Kagome: "You should let me sodomize you for all the hell you've put me through, now bend over and spell out R.U.N.... because you truely are a pain in the a** b***h!"

[Shiruba-Neko]

Sesshomaru: I'm prettier than you!

Inuyasha: Naraku, let's forget all our arguments and be best friends!

Sanosuke: I'm afraid of the dark...

Shishio: I think I'll go protect the weak.

Sesshomaru: I am Sesshomaru, Queen of the Tigerlilies!

Sesshomaru: I don't mind at all if you call me Fluffy.

((And of course, my favorite))
Naraku: Kono Naraku will be the princess, and you...shall be the bunny rabbits.
Kagura: Yay, I've always wanted to be a bunny!