Things You'd Never Here an Anime Character Say

[HelMel]

Miroku (Inuyasha) - I'm really gay.
Tohru (Fruits Basket) - You suck and I hate you!!!
Kyo (Fruits Basket) - Purrrrrr.
Keichi (Ah My Goddess) - Urd, you're looking hot.
Chi (Chobits) - I refuse to refer to myself in the third person anymore!

[sango_rules]

Inuyasha

Miroku: I respect women too much i'll never fondle them again

[Teigra]

Inuyasha

Sesshoumaru: Rin...could you help me with my make-up?

Kagome: Forget it, Inu! You and Kikyou can have each other! Miroku and I have decided to elope! Yeah, he may be a pervert, but at least he's fun! (Credit to HelMel for the last line! *LOL*)

Kirara: This is ridiculous! How come every other demon in this series gets to talk except me? You'd think I was an idiot or something! Geez...I didn't get a degree by 'mewing' my way through college...

Shippou: Of course I have a powerful demon form! I just prefer to let the rest of you fight the battles and avoid getting myself injured. I'm not stupid. wink

[Hikaru Z]

just to say here is somtin that inuysha would never say!!



Inuysha:Kagome i.....i............ I love u
Kagome: eek
Inuysha:what u stadin there for say that u love me bak!!!
Kagome: eek
Inuyasha:sheesh how r u kikyou's recarnation?
Kagome:take that back

*both of them get into a cat fight which is really stupid cuz inuyasha is a dog demon and kagome is a human

[Nagwa]

Any character to an enemy: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. heart "

Inuyasha/Sesshomaru: "BROTHER! *runs to eachother*"

LOL

[IAraKitty]

Miroku - Hey Inu Yasha...you look better than ANY girl I've laid eyes on! *strokes Inu's butt*

Kagome - Why don't I wear the collar instead, and I can sit down when you tell me to?

Sailor Moon - Hey, instead of killing these monsters, why don't we go to the gym? I'm tired of stuffing my face and fighting all the time!

Sailor Venus - You know..I don't need ANY of you! I'm a movie star!

[Wolfessa Zelia Mirror]

(InuYasha)
InuYasha: You know, sometimes I wonder why we do all this fighting, can't we all just get along?

Sesshomaru: Why doesn't InuYasha want to be around me!! It's like he hates me or something! *sits down and crys crying *

Shippo: you know, InuYasha is pretty Damn cool when he's all demon like that!

Kyrara: Woof!

Kagome: You know, I think I will stay with Koga, he's actually pretty cool.

Miroku:*to his wife, if he ever marries* I'll never look at another woman again, as long as I live, because I'm LOYAL!

Songo: Who really wants Kohaku around anyway?

[Strife78]

Goku dbz: "Maybe we should run away"
Any anime: "sucka ma doc"
Spike Cowboy Bebop: "i like boys, yes its true."

[Nuriko-chan]

vengeta:bulma, i love you
inuyasha:i forgive u naraku
neji: i do care about you hinata

[Nuriko-chan]

vash: i hate donuts!!

[w h a t ever 0 0 0]

Ending of FFX-2 (The good ending)


*Yuna running... runniung.. skips tidus and runs after somone else*

[Teigra]

Red~Twilight

Ending of FFX-2 (The good ending)


*Yuna running... runniung.. skips tidus and runs after somone else*

*LOL*

*Tidus runs past Yuna and hugs Paine* "Paine! Where have you been? It's been so long!!!"

Everyone else: eek

Paine: ...it's a long story... *cue FFX-3 opening*

[Onyxwings]

Red~Twilight

Vash: I hate girls
Kenshin:I HATE YOU KAORU
Kyo: Yuki... i love you
Akito: YUki.. im sorry
Ehehe.. Akito saying sorry? BWHAHAHAHAAHHA

LOL thats funny i like the ones from fruits basket. 3nodding

[Onyxwings]

FFX
Yuna: lets give up well never figure out this trial.
Auron: dont worry, i always come prepaired. *pulls out book*
lulu: is that a FFX stratigy guide?!

[dark_child11]

Lina Inverse: You know Gourry, you have got to be the smartest person alive.

Hotohori: You know... in the right light, nakago looks pretty hot...

Akane: Oh kuno...*kisses him*