I watched this on Netflix the other day, and while I don't feel like doing the rankings right now, I consider this a strong contender for the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. Watching it was like passing a rock through my urethra. At what point in Kevin Smith's day did he decide that writing this crapfest would be a more productive idea than jerking off and going back to bed?
So far, I haven't talked to anybody who was able to watch the whole movie... Aside from obviously myself. If you've tried it, let me know what you thought, and how long you lasted!