When I'm driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children.
I love how Stewie is always saying he wants a dead Lois. Like when it's Y2K and Peter asks, "You know that thing you've always wantd for Christmas and never got it?" All the other kids are naming off stuff and Stewie goes, "A dead Lois?" Ahh, funniness.