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Three friends become the guinea pig of a BRILLIANT INVENTOR.
The goal? To create the greatest webtoon ever.
They failed. Now witness the failure!
BONUS STAAAAAAGE!

From the Couch Slave site:
Synopsis: Phil Argus would've preferred a life without wacky shenanigans and animated slapstick. Instead, he is forced to weather the storm of a brilliant but extremely dense inventor (Joel), an obsessed fangirl (Elly) who idolizes Joel, and a robot (Rya) who hates everyone and everything (including cupcakes and Arbor Day!!). As can be expected of shows with vague descriptions, crazy science fictional happenings take place, and all types of terrifyingly lame villains challenge them, from lazy aliens to fired mailmen to angsty teenagers to the Devil himself.
Style: Limited animation with moments of exaggeration and slapstick.
Episodes: 89 x 7/15/22 min.
Production: Ended in 2006.
 
     
 
I love Bonus Stage. <3

Ah, how many times did Joel die and go to hell? xD
     
Watch the world spinning gently out of time.
[Bubblegum]
I love Bonus Stage. <3

Ah, how many times did Joel die and go to hell? xD


Indestructible. Indefensible.


42.

Or not.

MASHI WE DO BIOS NOW?!

Reprehensible.
 
     
 
9 times pi?

Wish I had the wiki to look at. It was probably upwards of 20.

EDIT: Sure, bios are now. But I'll be busy with PHP-Nuke correctly-working installation. biggrin And food.
     
Indestructible. Indefensible.

He died 40-something times. Phil died a few more times than Joel did, but not by much. Elly died 9 times, I think, and Rya died either 12 times or 13 times, depending on whether you believe that she died again somehow in Phil And Joel IN: Baby Ballface Must Die.

Reprehensible.
 
     
 
Alright, bios nao.

JOEL DAWSON
Age: 20-something, possibly 29.
Gender: Dude-male-guy
Occupation: "Retarded" Scientist

Joel lives with/leeches off of Phil and is usually the cause of all of the crazy antics encircling the group. The inventions he makes usually never work, or, in the crazy case that they do work, won't help the situation at hand. Except that one time. When faced with an obstacle, Joel will try to overcome in it the most difficult way possible.
And something something.
     
Indestructible. Indefensible.

PHIL ARGUS
Age: 20-something
Gender: Dude-male-guy
Occupation: Retail worker?

Phil is the obligatory straight man, and, aside from his superpowers and MAGICAL SPINE!, probably the most normal of the main characters. He has a thing for Elly, but she has never returned his affections. He has terrible luck with girls. Despite having more common sense than Joel, he's pretty poorly educated, which gets to be problematic sometimes.

Reprehensible.
 
     
 
You can assort the information any way you want. Add fields after occupation or something.

ELLY STRIFE
Age: Aren't they all 20-something? I've forgotten all of their real ages. I wanna say 23.
Gender: Fememememmemale
Occupation: Hacker/Blogger
Boobs: My eyes say 36C.

Being the girl next door, Elly was at one point the apple of Phil's eye. She fell for Joel instead, for reasons we're all unsure of. She's changed outfits and voices but not as much as Rya did.
     
Indestructible. Indefensible.

RYA BOTKINS
Chronological age: 19 months
Physical age: 20-something
Gender: Woman. With girly parts.
Occupation: b***h
Boobs: Probably a D-cup.
a**: ******** HUGE

Rya is Phil's would-be girlfriend, a robot built by Joel. His intention was to create Phil's ideal woman; however, Rya wound up being a bitter, cynical a*****e who hates pretty much everyone--except Phil, who she has a pretty obvious crush on. Her biggest desire is to become a human and escape the virtual world.

(Also, Mashi, Elly's also a bartender, remember?)

Reprehensible.
 
     
 
WOW I SUCK AT THESE. D:

JUNE CRANE (TOTALLY NOT A PSYCHIC)
Age: No one cares.
Gender: Never mind
Occupation: Lamp
Boobs: Barely any to speak of.
a**: Eh.

June is the ignored character. She does get more screen-time in season 7, though, so it's all cool. Apparently, she isn't a robot, but only pretended to be one in earlier episodes for sympathy.
     
Indestructible. Indefensible.


Aww, come on. June's a chick. D: Just...a really flat-chested chick. XD

ANYWAY.

JESSICA ARGUS

Chronological age: Probably somewhere in her 40's or 50's.
Physical age: About 25.
Gender: Chick
Occupation: MILF
Boobs: OH DEAR GOD THEY'RE GIGANTIC, THEY'RE LIKE DOUBLE DS

Jessica is Phil's mom, turned into a 25-year-old woman by one of Joel's inventions. She and Joel were a couple for some time, but they both kind of used each other. Originally, she was a crazed Catholic zealot; upon her de-aging, though, she became an apathetic hippie. She later went completely insane.

Reprehensible.
 
     
 
CASSIDY LASTNAME
Age: 25
Gender: Hat...booooyyyyy?!
Occupation: Cloaked Figure. SPOILERS LOL
Bewbs: Something-B
Blood Type: What?

Cassidy went to "seaschool" with a bunch of the Sea Peepz, and went to college on Hydrox because they had a great volleyball team and local punk bands were pretty kickin'. So basically, reasons that have nothing to do with college. According to Joel, she smells like flowers. According to creator Matt Wilson, she is the Cloaked Figure. According to Mandy SHE IS A CRAZY TRAITOROUS b***h! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHDSFHLWERKHJ LO;INJHLWENHD and she has a weird limerence for Phil.
     
Indestructible. Indefensible.

ANDREW WONDERFUL

Age: 20-something. I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
Gender: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Occupation: Creepy guy/exister
Exists: Extremely well

Andrew exists. He is Elly's creepy boyfriend. Apparently he has some sort of hacking ability.

DID I MENTION THAT HE EXISTS

Reprehensible.
 
     
 
CRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIG
Aaaagee: I dooon't knooooow.
Gennndeerrrrrrr: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeee.
Speeeeech paaaterrrrns: Taaaaalks liiiiike a daaaaairy faaaarmerrr, or perhaps a stooooooooooooooooner.

Craaaaaaig is a guuuuuuuuy who haaaang arooounnd the citizeeeeeeens of Charismaviiiiiilllllllllllllllllle. He maaaaaarried Rya oooooooonceee. They had a kid named Rygaaaaaaar, but then they got divooooooorced...muuutuaaaaallllly. He also once had Sliiiim be his record produuuucerrrrr, but that projeeeeeccctt faaaaaailed like a paaaaaail. Appareeeentlyyyy, he can shoot moneeeey out of his a** that smells like Cyndi Lauperrrrrr.
     
Indestructible. Indefensible.

Craig is excellent. XD

Reprehensible.
 
     
Better known as Mrs Cinderella.

THIS IS AN RP ACCOUNT.

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