Various Achievements and Stuff (COMPLETE)

Will you answer this poll?

Yes	71.2%	[ 171 ]
No	16.7%	[ 40 ]
Other	12.1%	[ 29 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

This is a thread for the various achievements I am trying to complete. Currently, I am working on
- Firestarter (get the votes down to zero)
- Elocutionist (talk to me)
And I will tip if I remember to. If I don't, feel free to poke me. Or not. Actually, I would prefer it if you didn't. But feel free to remind me. And if you want me to help you, post the link to your thread.

Updated Wed., Nov. 16th.

Elocutionist
Awarded to anyone who's made 10,000 posts on the Gaia forums. Warning: we'll revoke the award if we find any grammatical errors in your post history.
Progress: 3400/10000
34.00%

Firestarter
Given to any Gaian whose controversial thread earns the "Heated" tag.
Working on this now!

[Overstocked
Awarded to any Gaian who sells the same item 20 times in a row on the Marketplace.
I'll deal with this later.

Sausage Fest
Awarded when 15 different Gaians with male avatars post on a single page of a forum thread. Note: the original poster must have the achievement available.
I'll deal with this later.

Gender Swap
Awarded for buying and using the "Gender Bender" potion.
I'll deal with this later.

Happy Birthday!
Awarded to anyone who visits Gaia on their birthday.

Conventioneer
Awarded to anyone who attends at least one IRL Gaia event and redeems their convention items.
Unlikely to ever happen...

Marathon
Earned by logging in on 90 consecutive days.
Messed up and have to restart...
Progress: --/90
--.--%

Completed Achievements:

Hive Mind
Awarded when 15 different Gaians with identical outfits post on a single page of a forum thread. Note: the original poster must have the achievement available.

Noob wrangler
Awarded to any philanthropic Gaian who quotes 10 newbies (anyone who's been on Gaia less than two weeks) in the forums. Check the "Welcome to Gaia" forum for some easy pickings.

Lavish Tipper
Awarded to those who tip 100 posts.

Megathread
Awarded to any Gaian who gets over 500 replies from a single awe-inspiring thread.

Inquisitor
Given to Gaians who receive 100 votes on a single poll.

Threadmaster
Given to any Gaian who earns the coveted "Popular" tag on a thread.

Streaker
Earned by logging in on 60 consecutive days.

Thank you, everyone!

I am available for helping out with Clambake, anything involving tipping or being tipped, anything involving having someone post on your thread/<3 your thread/vote in your poll, and currently Nudist Colony and Prayer Circle. I think I covered everything...



[EDIT]: Thank you everyone who helped me get Firestarter! I am incredibly great uo for your help.

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

...I'm hungry.

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

What is everyone's favorite animal?

Dragon

Tania_1_3_7

...

Commander Of Happiness

Tie between Dragon and Griffon for magical beasts, Panther and Wolf for regular beasts.

Alice_Aurora_Rose

Fire Bird Cats

EntityDarkness

dragons, rodents in general and cats... and foxes...

Tania_1_3_7

Cats, wolves, dragons, fire birds, llamas/alpacas . . . <blah blah blah blah blah>

TheEbullientAilurophile

Which do you like better: bunnies or alpacas?

Alpacas - 1

TheEbullientAilurophile

Bunnies
Neither: I like them equally

What is your favorite band/song/genre of music?

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

...I was going to do something, but now I don't remember what it was.

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

This is really bugging me. What was I going to do‽

No-one is here, so I'm just having a conversation with myself...

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

...It's so easy to get distra-SQUIRREL!

[Dry Leftovers]

...

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

Commander Of Happiness

...

Squirrels are distracting, aren't they?

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

Commander Of Happiness

Thank you for the tip.

[Dry Leftovers]

Maybe....

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

Commander Of Happiness

Maybe....

Only may-CHIPMUNK!

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

Commander Of Happiness

I am going to keep quoting you, you do realize that? 'Cause I know you and stuff.

[Dry Leftovers]

I need help with mah achievements dawg. <---- Who actually talks like that?

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

Commander Of Happiness

I need help with mah achievements dawg. <---- Who actually talks like that?

You.

[TheEbullientAilurophile]

Food...