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Beep beep! the hats were cool. I miss swordfighting. I think my pirate was deleted due to inactivity

hats are the best part aren't they? arr... What's the beep beep for?

....no idea

your plan to confound me... it has succeeded.

I just discovered a beeping from a drawer. It was a kitchen timer. I think a meat thermometer. or both combined.

I used to have one of those kitchen timers. I lost it. So sad. It was so useful for when I wanted to know when 45 seconds was up!

that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

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....no idea

your plan to confound me... it has succeeded.

I just discovered a beeping from a drawer. It was a kitchen timer. I think a meat thermometer. or both combined.

I used to have one of those kitchen timers. I lost it. So sad. It was so useful for when I wanted to know when 45 seconds was up!

that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

Ether mine doesn't do that or it takes longer than the 45 seconds to set it up and makes it not as useful as a 'press button, wait for beep, press button, wait for beep'

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....no idea

your plan to confound me... it has succeeded.

I just discovered a beeping from a drawer. It was a kitchen timer. I think a meat thermometer. or both combined.

I used to have one of those kitchen timers. I lost it. So sad. It was so useful for when I wanted to know when 45 seconds was up!

that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

Ether mine doesn't do that or it takes longer than the 45 seconds to set it up and makes it not as useful as a 'press button, wait for beep, press button, wait for beep'

You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

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I just discovered a beeping from a drawer. It was a kitchen timer. I think a meat thermometer. or both combined.

I used to have one of those kitchen timers. I lost it. So sad. It was so useful for when I wanted to know when 45 seconds was up!

that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

Ether mine doesn't do that or it takes longer than the 45 seconds to set it up and makes it not as useful as a 'press button, wait for beep, press button, wait for beep'

You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

Nope, I'm using a cell phone. Not particularly good one, but it works (most of the time).

Actually sometimes when I go to answer the phone it will reboot. It does that sometimes when jostled or shaken.

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I just discovered a beeping from a drawer. It was a kitchen timer. I think a meat thermometer. or both combined.

I used to have one of those kitchen timers. I lost it. So sad. It was so useful for when I wanted to know when 45 seconds was up!

that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

Ether mine doesn't do that or it takes longer than the 45 seconds to set it up and makes it not as useful as a 'press button, wait for beep, press button, wait for beep'

You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

Nope, I'm using a cell phone. Not particularly good one, but it works (most of the time).

Actually sometimes when I go to answer the phone it will reboot. It does that sometimes when jostled or shaken.

mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

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that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

Ether mine doesn't do that or it takes longer than the 45 seconds to set it up and makes it not as useful as a 'press button, wait for beep, press button, wait for beep'

You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

Nope, I'm using a cell phone. Not particularly good one, but it works (most of the time).

Actually sometimes when I go to answer the phone it will reboot. It does that sometimes when jostled or shaken.

mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

Maybe it's saying 'don't text and drive!' ... mine doesn't text, so I can't worry a bout that.

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that's why phones were invented bro emotion_c8

Ether mine doesn't do that or it takes longer than the 45 seconds to set it up and makes it not as useful as a 'press button, wait for beep, press button, wait for beep'

You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

Nope, I'm using a cell phone. Not particularly good one, but it works (most of the time).

Actually sometimes when I go to answer the phone it will reboot. It does that sometimes when jostled or shaken.

mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

Maybe it's saying 'don't text and drive!' ... mine doesn't text, so I can't worry a bout that.

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You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

Nope, I'm using a cell phone. Not particularly good one, but it works (most of the time).

Actually sometimes when I go to answer the phone it will reboot. It does that sometimes when jostled or shaken.

mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

Maybe it's saying 'don't text and drive!' ... mine doesn't text, so I can't worry a bout that.

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You has suffered a worry failure too? Or are you a drive texter?

[DollyPig]

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You don't need a smartphone to time s**t, man!!! Just any phone has that sorta thing. Maybe not a flip phone. Are you using a rotary phone?

Nope, I'm using a cell phone. Not particularly good one, but it works (most of the time).

Actually sometimes when I go to answer the phone it will reboot. It does that sometimes when jostled or shaken.

mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

Maybe it's saying 'don't text and drive!' ... mine doesn't text, so I can't worry a bout that.

eek














eek

You has suffered a worry failure too? Or are you a drive texter?

I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

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mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

Maybe it's saying 'don't text and drive!' ... mine doesn't text, so I can't worry a bout that.

eek














eek

You has suffered a worry failure too? Or are you a drive texter?

I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

Your worry is well placed. I might be a super villain.

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mine reboots when I text long v_v it's trying to tell me somethign maybe D:

Maybe it's saying 'don't text and drive!' ... mine doesn't text, so I can't worry a bout that.

eek














eek

You has suffered a worry failure too? Or are you a drive texter?

I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

Your worry is well placed. I might be a super villain.

You better be emotion_donotwant

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You has suffered a worry failure too? Or are you a drive texter?

I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

Your worry is well placed. I might be a super villain.

You better be emotion_donotwant

With a name like Pirate Santa, would you be surprised? Nay, you would not be. I will creep down yer chimney and steal all your cookies, and some things that aren't cookies too.

I wasn't allowed to have a modern cell phone for fear I would snap selfies of myself while doing my wicked naughtyness. Also because everyone assumes pirates are ether antiquated technophobes or East African ... which I'll admit there is a lot of overlap there. But no. Pirates aren't technophobes. We are magical fairy monsters who eat treasure! Or just compulsive liars who drink grog.

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You has suffered a worry failure too? Or are you a drive texter?

I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

Your worry is well placed. I might be a super villain.

You better be emotion_donotwant

With a name like Pirate Santa, would you be surprised? Nay, you would not be. I will creep down yer chimney and steal all your cookies, and some things that aren't cookies too.

I wasn't allowed to have a modern cell phone for fear I would snap selfies of myself while doing my wicked naughtyness. Also because everyone assumes pirates are ether antiquated technophobes or East African ... which I'll admit there is a lot of overlap there. But no. Pirates aren't technophobes. We are magical fairy monsters who eat treasure! Or just compulsive liars who drink grog.

I'm just a simple adventurer. Drinkin tea and existing yum_tea

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I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

Your worry is well placed. I might be a super villain.

You better be emotion_donotwant

With a name like Pirate Santa, would you be surprised? Nay, you would not be. I will creep down yer chimney and steal all your cookies, and some things that aren't cookies too.

I wasn't allowed to have a modern cell phone for fear I would snap selfies of myself while doing my wicked naughtyness. Also because everyone assumes pirates are ether antiquated technophobes or East African ... which I'll admit there is a lot of overlap there. But no. Pirates aren't technophobes. We are magical fairy monsters who eat treasure! Or just compulsive liars who drink grog.

I'm just a simple adventurer. Drinkin tea and existing yum_tea

existing is an adventure. Tea might also be an adventure.

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I don't drive, but I am not a bike texter. I worry about a human that owns a phone that doesn't have a chord that doesn't text

Your worry is well placed. I might be a super villain.

You better be emotion_donotwant

With a name like Pirate Santa, would you be surprised? Nay, you would not be. I will creep down yer chimney and steal all your cookies, and some things that aren't cookies too.

I wasn't allowed to have a modern cell phone for fear I would snap selfies of myself while doing my wicked naughtyness. Also because everyone assumes pirates are ether antiquated technophobes or East African ... which I'll admit there is a lot of overlap there. But no. Pirates aren't technophobes. We are magical fairy monsters who eat treasure! Or just compulsive liars who drink grog.

I'm just a simple adventurer. Drinkin tea and existing yum_tea

existing is an adventure. Tea might also be an adventure.

the new package of tea came with a sailboat, that's pretty piratey 3nodding