Apathy paces around his disheveled room, well and truly bored. Empty soda cans, food wrappers, and other assorted objects cover the floor, along with upended books that are never finished. Heedless of the noise of various machines and guests, he had only one thing on his mind. He was out of coffee. However, this left him with a dilemma. In order to get more coffee, he would have to leave his room and find some more. But this would require that he not only search for the coffee himself, but also grind the beans and fix it all himself, and he did not want to do all that work! However, if he didn't do all of this, he would not be able to have more coffee, and he very badly wanted some. Finally, his desire for some coffee overrides, his desire to not work, driving him out of his room and towards the various sounds of guests. As he heads towards all the noise, he pauses, spotting Lady Sloth. Knowing better than to outright ignore her, he greets her by inclining his head and speaking.
"Hello, Lady. Might there be coffee anywhere around here?"