Welcome to the forest! There is said to be a massive amount of fairy gold hidden somewhere here, but of course that's not why the party was here, not at all. Charity wouldn't like that very much. No fun...
[The next person to arrived looks less like a treasure-hunter and more like one who's already found it; but appearances, of course, can be deceiving.]
"And what a lovely day in such a lovely forest it is! Although, on the way in I was ambushed by a couple of fellows with shovels who proceeded to dig up the ground I'd been standing on. Odd."
Still have no idea on how to find fairy gold do i just keep posting on every page and hope it pops up then pm Greed, cuz if soo, ima lose so fast my comp is like 1 virus away from dial up
'I believe, my friend, that it's more-or-less as you describe-- Though I suppose you could keep refreshing the page, rather than post. That would take a bit of the fun out of it, though, wouldn't you agree?
"Take heart: I'm sure they'll have more than one cache of fairy gold located around here! It looks like a very profitable welcoming forest."