Leader of the Penguins
"You know," Penguin said, "this is only one of millions in my penguin army. Little chicklets like him grow up to be strong able warriors, in side with my King, to help protect the great Antarctica."
*sets Penguin back on head*
"However, all animals can be trained to their full capacity." *bends down and pets Barley's head* "Even badgers."
"You've raised a whole army? A million? Now, what do all these birds do when not doing your bidding? And how do you get them together for war? Because it sounds like you must have some sort of system to keep control over that many birds."
"How interesting! An army of small, cuddly animals set to do your bidding? That's bloody fantastic!" Said Barley as he pondered of his own badger army.
"Oh dear, I feel as though my house is about to be destroyed by European vermin. Again." Worried Kat.