The Artificial Room

[The Stoned Avenger]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

apel

Apel digs around in her pockets. She hands Cheese a strappy-looking thing. "Here," she says, "You can have this. It's my labrat harness." She takes a drag from her cigarette.

"I've no use for it anymore." She runs her index finger across her throat in a slicing motion. It's the universal symbol for "deceased."

Oh this will be veeeery useful.
You wouldn't happen to have a transmogrifyer would you?

Like the neew hat accessory?
wink

Nice hat!
You make it? wink

Naw, alien technology, ya know.
Of course I tweaked it a little bit.
It transmits free cable TV. surprised

[Steampunk Patashu]

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

apel

Apel digs around in her pockets. She hands Cheese a strappy-looking thing. "Here," she says, "You can have this. It's my labrat harness." She takes a drag from her cigarette.

"I've no use for it anymore." She runs her index finger across her throat in a slicing motion. It's the universal symbol for "deceased."

Oh this will be veeeery useful.
You wouldn't happen to have a transmogrifyer would you?

Like the neew hat accessory?
wink

Nice hat!
You make it? wink

Naw, alien technology, ya know.
Of course I tweaked it a little bit.
It transmits free cable TV. surprised

Daaaaang.

Where to?

[finethanks]

Apel snickers and sips her drink. She pulls out scissors and paper with some things typed on them.

[The Stoned Avenger]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

apel

Apel digs around in her pockets. She hands Cheese a strappy-looking thing. "Here," she says, "You can have this. It's my labrat harness." She takes a drag from her cigarette.

"I've no use for it anymore." She runs her index finger across her throat in a slicing motion. It's the universal symbol for "deceased."

Oh this will be veeeery useful.
You wouldn't happen to have a transmogrifyer would you?

Like the neew hat accessory?
wink

Nice hat!
You make it? wink

Naw, alien technology, ya know.
Of course I tweaked it a little bit.
It transmits free cable TV. surprised

Daaaaang.

Where to?

Into my head.
That's some advanced s**t right thur. cool
I get ALLLL the good channels

[Steampunk Patashu]

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

apel

Apel digs around in her pockets. She hands Cheese a strappy-looking thing. "Here," she says, "You can have this. It's my labrat harness." She takes a drag from her cigarette.

"I've no use for it anymore." She runs her index finger across her throat in a slicing motion. It's the universal symbol for "deceased."

Oh this will be veeeery useful.
You wouldn't happen to have a transmogrifyer would you?

Like the neew hat accessory?
wink

Nice hat!
You make it? wink

Naw, alien technology, ya know.
Of course I tweaked it a little bit.
It transmits free cable TV. surprised

Daaaaang.

Where to?

Into my head.
That's some advanced s**t right thur. cool
I get ALLLL the good channels

Double dang.

[finethanks]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Into my head.
That's some advanced s**t right thur. cool
I get ALLLL the good channels

Double dang.

"I'm more than a little jealous."

[The Stoned Avenger]

Steampunk Patashu

Double dang.

The only downside is that the damn alien keeps hogging the TV.
It likes to watch Star Trek porn.
*shudder*

[Steampunk Patashu]

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

Double dang.

The only downside is that the damn alien keeps hogging the TV.
It likes to watch Star Trek porn.
*shudder*

Kill him then.
And then let me see that porn. cool

[The Stoned Avenger]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

Double dang.

The only downside is that the damn alien keeps hogging the TV.
It likes to watch Star Trek porn.
*shudder*

Kill him then.
And then let me see that porn. cool

*Sigh*
If I killed him then no more free cable. It's a love hate relationship.
I love the cable and I hate him. mad

No way man, get your own. talk2hand

[Steampunk Patashu]

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

Double dang.

The only downside is that the damn alien keeps hogging the TV.
It likes to watch Star Trek porn.
*shudder*

Kill him then.
And then let me see that porn. cool

*Sigh*
If I killed him then no more free cable. It's a love hate relationship.
I love the cable and I hate him. mad

No way man, get your own. talk2hand

Hmph.

PS: Hide your ears with something. Fish fins or head gear or whatever, they're ugly.

[The Stoned Avenger]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

Double dang.

The only downside is that the damn alien keeps hogging the TV.
It likes to watch Star Trek porn.
*shudder*

Kill him then.
And then let me see that porn. cool

*Sigh*
If I killed him then no more free cable. It's a love hate relationship.
I love the cable and I hate him. mad

No way man, get your own. talk2hand

Hmph.

PS: Hide your ears with something. Fish fins or head gear or whatever, they're ugly.

I think they're rather attractive thankyou. talk2hand
Besides, a mad scientist with fins for ears? Please.

[Steampunk Patashu]

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

Double dang.

The only downside is that the damn alien keeps hogging the TV.
It likes to watch Star Trek porn.
*shudder*

Kill him then.
And then let me see that porn. cool

*Sigh*
If I killed him then no more free cable. It's a love hate relationship.
I love the cable and I hate him. mad

No way man, get your own. talk2hand

Hmph.

PS: Hide your ears with something. Fish fins or head gear or whatever, they're ugly.

I think they're rather attractive thankyou. talk2hand
Besides, a mad scientist with fins for ears? Please.

You mean having fin-ears isn't mad?

[The Stoned Avenger]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

[-Sexy cheese-]

Steampunk Patashu

Kill him then.
And then let me see that porn. cool

*Sigh*
If I killed him then no more free cable. It's a love hate relationship.
I love the cable and I hate him. mad

No way man, get your own. talk2hand

Hmph.

PS: Hide your ears with something. Fish fins or head gear or whatever, they're ugly.

I think they're rather attractive thankyou. talk2hand
Besides, a mad scientist with fins for ears? Please.

You mean having fin-ears isn't mad?

It wouldn't fit in with the rest.
talk2hand What do you think of the aquatica?
With green bubbles?

[finethanks]

Apel is busy snipping away.

[Kibichu]

One of the ears on her hat flicked at the sound of the snipping. Then flicked again. With every tiny -snip-, it gave a flick.

Slowly, Kibichu opened one disgruntled eye and poked it out from her arms, glaring at the source of the -snip-ing sound.