The Artificial Room

[x-Tiny Tiger-x]

Apel: Yeah. I know right xD


I'm going to enter my avatar in the arena and name it after 6oo5e in memory. heart

[finethanks]

Gaz66D

*looks slightly disspointed*

"Awww, no coffee OR donuts?"

*looks at the various alcoholic substances on the rack behind the robot bartender and sighs*

"I guess I'll just take a like cola..."

*turns back to Apel and Points at the door*

"Was it safe to leave my scythe outside? I didn't wanna scare anyone by bringin it in..."

"It'll be fine. Actually, you're probably better off retreiving it. Trash collectors are out and about near the Garden of Eden."

Apel smirks. She looks down at her watery drink and wrinkles her nose.

[.Dismal Sunshine.]

(Ending)

6oo5e just scoffed. "We have none of that here. We are fueled by..EVIL!" He flapped his wings like Danny Zuuko from Grease to get his slaves to laugh, which they did. Rick hung his head in shame. "So you will stay here and...SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY! MOOOAHAHAHA!" 6oo5e covered his ears as Rick showed off his amazing scream (yet again). For days Rick hung there, humming the "Happy Days" theme and the tune to "Hakuna Matata". The minions had the T.V full blast but could take it no longer. Soon Rick was unchained, free to go. He went nowhere. "I like it here, you have cured me of my addictions to those evil snack-foods!" Rick grinned and soared through the blackness. The minions ended up killing themselves several days later. 6oo5e was foiled, all because of a dumb man and his...dumbness.

[.Dismal Sunshine.]

Molten Grace

.Dismal Sunshine.

Molten Grace

.Dismal Sunshine.

Molten Grace

.Dismal Sunshine.

Ily guys.
:]
[/cheesy]
WHO ALL WANTSTA GET CRUNK LIKE MEN (+GRRL)?.

LAS VEGAS HERE WE COME

EW. CASINOS. OLD PEOPLE.
=|

SCARFACE

IM ALLERGIC.

ALLERGIC TO LOVE? -Sniffle-

Only the artificial kind!
=]

Apel: I wouldnt have stopped, either. x3
Wring: ILL VOTE FOR YOU!
<3

[Gaz66D]

*A black rodent scurries up onto Gaz's shoulder out of his vest pocket and perches there almost like a parrot somewhat...*

"...they don't serve donuts here so I doubt they'll have cheese."

*Gaz says bitterly to the rodent, the rodent grabs Gaz by one of his pointy ears and yanks his head in the direction of someone who just mentioned "Cheetos" and squeaks back...*

"They got cheeto's here, use them ears cracka foo!"

"You want cheetos now? You wanna get fat and jiggly, Jasper? JIGGLY JASPER, I like that... ok who's got the cheetos???" xd

"Hush yo mouth spike boy!"

[x-Tiny Tiger-x]

Lol funny ending for you dismal! xD
Shoot D;
I wrote this lovely description, and then it was all...could not be processed, try again D;

[kohaku_wish]

she pulls out some old speakers that are throwing out mumbly half-sounds of effort, sounding like two old people talking 3 rooms down in a hollow,empty buliding-with heavy ac on, along with the "head" and a "body" that has a mess of wires and circut boards falling out of a rusty hole in one side-somewhat resembling the internal organs of someone who has been sliced in the gut. she smiled to herself,for creating such lycrical poetry for this maimed "thing".
"dont worry, honey, i can fix you."
and the effort sound stopped, and a feeling of waiting expectation started.

[.Dismal Sunshine.]

WringLeader

Lol funny ending for you dismal! xD
Shoot D;
I wrote this lovely description, and then it was all...could not be processed, try again D;

I couldnt think of anything...did it make any sense? xD
Sorry it didnt work for you! Poor thing.

[finethanks]

[super bonus alternate ending 1]

"Theeeee end," apel said as she closed the book.

Dismal and Wring clapped their crumb-covered hands in excitement.

The milk had been drank and the cookies were all gone.
The first bit of snow had fallen on the lawn.
They all had agreed that their storiez wuz tight.
All who say different best put up a fight.

Theeeeee end.

[Gaz66D]

apel

Gaz66D

*looks slightly disspointed*

"Awww, no coffee OR donuts?"

*looks at the various alcoholic substances on the rack behind the robot bartender and sighs*

"I guess I'll just take a like cola..."

*turns back to Apel and Points at the door*

"Was it safe to leave my scythe outside? I didn't wanna scare anyone by bringin it in..."

"It'll be fine. Actually, you're probably better off retreiving it. Trash collectors are out and about near the Garden of Eden."

Apel smirks. She looks down at her watery drink and wrinkles her nose.

*Gaz realises that having a spear he "borrowed" from a god thrown in a dumptster would please the big guy and summons it to his hand by calling "Gungir" and watches as it seems to make its way from outside to Gaz's outstretched palm cutting in and out of the crowd of users in the bar at this time.*

"What are you drinking?" *Gaz says as he lays his scythe agains the barstool on which he sits*

[.Dismal Sunshine.]

apel

[super bonus alternate ending 1]

"Theeeee end," apel said as she closed the book.

Dismal and Wring clapped their crumb-covered hands in excitement.

The milk had been drank and the cookies were all gone.
The first bit of snow had fallen on the lawn.
They all had agreed that their storiez wuz tight.
All who say different best put up a fight.

Theeeeee end.

FTW!
<3

[System Virus]

rofl I lol'd so much during this story.

Right, so now I need to decide prizez.

THE STORY:
1st prize for 20k, apel!
2nd and 3rd prizes, for 10k each Dismal and WringLeader!

THE ENDING:
1st prize, for some random letter that I have to give away, Dismal!

Woo, yey. Everyone gets prizes, 'cause like, almost no one entered. o_o; Prizes will get to you guys ASAP. I need to leave for about half an hour, but then I'll be back with SUPER HAPPY RANDOM CONTESTS OF YAY!

[.Dismal Sunshine.]

System Virus

rofl I lol'd so much during this story.

Right, so now I need to decide prizez.

THE STORY:
1st prize for 20k, apel!
2nd and 3rd prizes, for 10k each Dismal and WringLeader!

THE ENDING:
1st prize, for some random letter that I have to give away, Dismal!

Woo, yey. Everyone gets prizes, 'cause like, almost no one entered. o_o; Prizes will get to you guys ASAP. I need to leave in about half an hour, but then I'll be back with SUPER HAPPY RANDOM CONTESTS OF YAY!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
=]

[kohaku_wish]

i likes the apels last one best heart

[finethanks]

Gaz66D

*A black rodent scurries up onto Gaz's shoulder out of his vest pocket and perches there almost like a parrot somewhat...*

"...they don't serve donuts here so I doubt they'll have cheese."

*Gaz says bitterly to the rodent, the rodent grabs Gaz by one of his pointy ears and yanks his head in the direction of someone who just mentioned "Cheetos" and squeaks back...*

"They got cheeto's here, use them ears cracka foo!"

"You want cheetos now? You wanna get fat and jiggly, Jasper? JIGGLY JASPER, I like that... ok who's got the cheetos???" xd

"Hush yo mouth spike boy!"

Apel thinks she's better off keeping her distance. She scoots over, putting another stool between Gaz and herself.

She whispers to the bartender, "Better give him what he wants."