Cleocatra Osiris
He was naked because the other people were very cold and stole his clothes, and didn't want to waste them, a matchstick because it wouldn't light the fire thing.
I've got to go to bed, but whomever gets post number 2 on page 10, gets a headshot.
Same with 15 if it gets that far.
See ya'll!
Note: My riddle answer
Plastic straw, not enough parachutes. He jumped rather than burn to death in the crashing plane.
Nope, you were on the right track, they needed to lose weight
o.o WHAT DOES THE STRAW HAVE TO DO WITH IT!!
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Oh, I gotta let my brother on, but I'll be back soon!