What will you have tonight M'lady? And Sir.

[Asians_bunny]

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XD
They're great, aren't they?

Yuppers. *Straightens tie* I should get back to work now. Shout if you need me.

But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!

It is under my clothing. It makes me feel fancy on the inside. *Serves lady a drink*

That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*

Ah. Oh. *To the other lady* I'll get you another drink quickly.

[Darkly_Doomed]

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XD
They're great, aren't they?

Yuppers. *Straightens tie* I should get back to work now. Shout if you need me.

But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!

It is under my clothing. It makes me feel fancy on the inside. *Serves lady a drink*

That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*

Ah. Oh. *To the other lady* I'll get you another drink quickly.

Well, that answers that question.

[Madame Disaster]

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Madame Disaster

*snaps fingers to gain your attention*
I'd like my cheque, actually. I'm about to leave.

Yes, I am sorry if you had to wait.
Where is it that you must puff off to by the way?

No-where in particular. I'm simply tired of waiting for my date to arrive.
Such is the unreliability of messaging via carrier pigeon, I suppose. *sigh*

Your date seems quite irresponsible, leaving his lady alone on this day. But if you stay, someone of interest may come to your attention.

Perhaps... I would require a glass or three of brandy, if I were?

I'm sure some fellow or others madams will come along. Shall I bring you an extra glass?

I suppose. I'll wait only another hour or so.

[Asians_bunny]

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But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!

It is under my clothing. It makes me feel fancy on the inside. *Serves lady a drink*

That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*

Ah. Oh. *To the other lady* I'll get you another drink quickly.

Well, that answers that question.

*Comes back with a marker and drink*
To you: Would you like it if I would mark on your glass? To claim it as yours?

[Darkly_Doomed]

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But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!

It is under my clothing. It makes me feel fancy on the inside. *Serves lady a drink*

That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*

Ah. Oh. *To the other lady* I'll get you another drink quickly.

Well, that answers that question.

*Comes back with a marker and drink*
To you: Would you like it if I would mark on your glass? To claim it as yours?

YES. I SHALL MARK THIS GLASS AS MY OWN, AND ALL SHALL TREMBLE KNOWING THAT THIS GLASS IS...DARKLY_DOOMED'S.
So yes please, thank you.

[Merely An Accomplice]

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Virtual Toast

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Virtual Toast

*fumbles over multiple things before landing upside-down in a chair*

Is this the place with the alcohol and unicorns?

ACK. Mom what are yo- Ahem. May I assist you with your chair? Would you prefer some wine instead?

*cackles*

What do you mean, "assist me with my chair"?
I'll take an ice on the rocks. Chilled.

Nevermind. But I must remind you that the amount of drinks you may have are limited.

Right, right.

*smiles and begins building a miniature fort out of silverware*

[Asians_bunny]

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That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*

Ah. Oh. *To the other lady* I'll get you another drink quickly.

Well, that answers that question.

*Comes back with a marker and drink*
To you: Would you like it if I would mark on your glass? To claim it as yours?

YES. I SHALL MARK THIS GLASS AS MY OWN, AND ALL SHALL TREMBLE KNOWING THAT THIS GLASS IS...DARKLY_DOOMED'S.
So yes please, thank you.

Oki. *Writes "ALL SHALL FEAR DARKLY_DOOMED'S GLASS OF WINE. JUST BECAUSE. FEAR THESE CAPITAL LETTERS. . .Mangoes lassies <3"
Is that all madam?

[Asians_bunny]

Virtual Toast

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*fumbles over multiple things before landing upside-down in a chair*

Is this the place with the alcohol and unicorns?

ACK. Mom what are yo- Ahem. May I assist you with your chair? Would you prefer some wine instead?

*cackles*

What do you mean, "assist me with my chair"?
I'll take an ice on the rocks. Chilled.

Nevermind. But I must remind you that the amount of drinks you may have are limited.

Right, right.

*smiles and begins building a miniature fort out of silverware*

No...Inner urge. To smash. . Must resist.

[Darkly_Doomed]

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That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*

Ah. Oh. *To the other lady* I'll get you another drink quickly.

Well, that answers that question.

*Comes back with a marker and drink*
To you: Would you like it if I would mark on your glass? To claim it as yours?

YES. I SHALL MARK THIS GLASS AS MY OWN, AND ALL SHALL TREMBLE KNOWING THAT THIS GLASS IS...DARKLY_DOOMED'S.
So yes please, thank you.

Oki. *Writes "ALL SHALL FEAR DARKLY_DOOMED'S GLASS OF WINE. JUST BECAUSE. FEAR THESE CAPITAL LETTERS. . .Mangoes lassies <3"
Is that all madam?

I think that will be all. Thank you so much!
*sips drink*

[The Shadow of Madness]

Did I hear mention of a carrier pigeon, earlier?
I want one of these, as well!
An inter-dimensional traveling pigeon to spread Madness, and bemusing quotes from yours truly, to places of my choosing!

He shall be called... Contiquela.

[Merely An Accomplice]

Asians_bunny

Virtual Toast

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Virtual Toast

*fumbles over multiple things before landing upside-down in a chair*

Is this the place with the alcohol and unicorns?

ACK. Mom what are yo- Ahem. May I assist you with your chair? Would you prefer some wine instead?

*cackles*

What do you mean, "assist me with my chair"?
I'll take an ice on the rocks. Chilled.

Nevermind. But I must remind you that the amount of drinks you may have are limited.

Right, right.

*smiles and begins building a miniature fort out of silverware*

No...Inner urge. To smash. . Must resist.

Eeexuse me, sir?
Did you say something?

[Asians_bunny]

The Shadow of Madness

Did I hear mention of a carrier pigeon, earlier?
I want one of these, as well!
An inter-dimensional traveling pigeon to spread Madness, and bemusing quotes from yours truly, to places of my choosing!

He shall be called... Contiquela.

Oh, what a glorious name. Will these quotes resemble fortune cookies in anyway?

[Asians_bunny]

Virtual Toast

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Virtual Toast

*cackles*

What do you mean, "assist me with my chair"?
I'll take an ice on the rocks. Chilled.

Nevermind. But I must remind you that the amount of drinks you may have are limited.

Right, right.

*smiles and begins building a miniature fort out of silverware*

No...Inner urge. To smash. . Must resist.

Eeexuse me, sir?
Did you say something?

Nothing, continue your creations. o.e

[Momo_White Shinigami]

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A slice of cake and some tea would be nice, if you're not in a hurry. sweatdrop

*Holding five trays* N-no that would be no problem.

Ah, thanks then. And do you need some help? I could help you with the trays..^^;;

Thanks, but it is my job. ^.^
A real man can hold five trays .

That's true..but that doesn't mean a random person can't help you a little bit.
And I wouldn't really know what 'real' men can or can't do. *Shrugs*

I appreciate the help my lady, but in The Manly Book of Manliness requires that I do this alone.

Ah, I see. Very well then.

....Can I have a copy of that book for future reference..? sweatdrop

[STICKY PEPPERS]

i want some tasty lamb(cuz there are too many) emotion_dowant

and make it snappy emotion_donotwant