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You didn't give me a fork or anything. What choice did I have?
Also, cake is tastier this way. You should try it. whee


*Dusts off suit* I will retreive your utensils. And napkins. Maybe some. . Facewipes.

The facewipes are probably a good idea, yep.


*Gets stuff*
Do you eat like that often?

*wipes face* No, not really.


So I like mangoes. What about you?

Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?
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I was promised unicorns.
...By no one in particular, but I saw that one mortal ask for one, and regardless of whether you have any, I want one.

It shall become my steed. Until I tire of it, whereupon it shall be let free at a lakeside resort.


I shall return to you quickly with a "unicorn" Let it become a valuable compainion.
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*snaps fingers to gain your attention*
I'd like my cheque, actually. I'm about to leave.


Yes, I am sorry if you had to wait.
Where is it that you must puff off to by the way?


No-where in particular. I'm simply tired of waiting for my date to arrive.
Such is the unreliability of messaging via carrier pigeon, I suppose. *sigh*
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The facewipes are probably a good idea, yep.


*Gets stuff*
Do you eat like that often?

*wipes face* No, not really.


So I like mangoes. What about you?

Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?


Yeahhh. I went to this place the other day and they asked me if I wanted one. I was confused because I thought they were calling me a "Lassie"
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The facewipes are probably a good idea, yep.


*Gets stuff*
Do you eat like that often?

*wipes face* No, not really.


So I like mangoes. What about you?

Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?


Yeahhh. I went to this place the other day and they asked me if I wanted one. I was confused because I thought they were calling me a "Lassie"

XD
They're great, aren't they?
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*snaps fingers to gain your attention*
I'd like my cheque, actually. I'm about to leave.


Yes, I am sorry if you had to wait.
Where is it that you must puff off to by the way?


No-where in particular. I'm simply tired of waiting for my date to arrive.
Such is the unreliability of messaging via carrier pigeon, I suppose. *sigh*


Your date seems quite irresponsible, leaving his lady alone on this day. But if you stay, someone of interest may come to your attention.
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*fumbles over multiple things before landing upside-down in a chair*

Is this the place with the alcohol and unicorns?


ACK. Mom what are yo- Ahem. May I assist you with your chair? Would you prefer some wine instead?
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*wipes face* No, not really.


So I like mangoes. What about you?

Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?


Yeahhh. I went to this place the other day and they asked me if I wanted one. I was confused because I thought they were calling me a "Lassie"

XD
They're great, aren't they?


Yuppers. *Straightens tie* I should get back to work now. Shout if you need me.
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*wipes face* No, not really.


So I like mangoes. What about you?

Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?


Yeahhh. I went to this place the other day and they asked me if I wanted one. I was confused because I thought they were calling me a "Lassie"

XD
They're great, aren't they?


Yuppers. *Straightens tie* I should get back to work now. Shout if you need me.

But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!
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Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?


Yeahhh. I went to this place the other day and they asked me if I wanted one. I was confused because I thought they were calling me a "Lassie"

XD
They're great, aren't they?


Yuppers. *Straightens tie* I should get back to work now. Shout if you need me.

But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!


It is under my clothing. It makes me feel fancy on the inside. *Serves lady a drink*
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*fumbles over multiple things before landing upside-down in a chair*

Is this the place with the alcohol and unicorns?


ACK. Mom what are yo- Ahem. May I assist you with your chair? Would you prefer some wine instead?

*cackles*

What do you mean, "assist me with my chair"?
I'll take an ice on the rocks. Chilled.
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Mangoes are really good! Have you ever had a mango lassi?


Yeahhh. I went to this place the other day and they asked me if I wanted one. I was confused because I thought they were calling me a "Lassie"

XD
They're great, aren't they?


Yuppers. *Straightens tie* I should get back to work now. Shout if you need me.

But...you're not wearing a tie.
Okay!


It is under my clothing. It makes me feel fancy on the inside. *Serves lady a drink*

That's pretty awesome.
Wait are you serving me that drink or someone else?
...
*drinks drink anyway*
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*snaps fingers to gain your attention*
I'd like my cheque, actually. I'm about to leave.


Yes, I am sorry if you had to wait.
Where is it that you must puff off to by the way?


No-where in particular. I'm simply tired of waiting for my date to arrive.
Such is the unreliability of messaging via carrier pigeon, I suppose. *sigh*


Your date seems quite irresponsible, leaving his lady alone on this day. But if you stay, someone of interest may come to your attention.


Perhaps... I would require a glass or three of brandy, if I were?
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*fumbles over multiple things before landing upside-down in a chair*

Is this the place with the alcohol and unicorns?


ACK. Mom what are yo- Ahem. May I assist you with your chair? Would you prefer some wine instead?

*cackles*

What do you mean, "assist me with my chair"?
I'll take an ice on the rocks. Chilled.


Nevermind. But I must remind you that the amount of drinks you may have are limited.
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*snaps fingers to gain your attention*
I'd like my cheque, actually. I'm about to leave.


Yes, I am sorry if you had to wait.
Where is it that you must puff off to by the way?


No-where in particular. I'm simply tired of waiting for my date to arrive.
Such is the unreliability of messaging via carrier pigeon, I suppose. *sigh*


Your date seems quite irresponsible, leaving his lady alone on this day. But if you stay, someone of interest may come to your attention.


Perhaps... I would require a glass or three of brandy, if I were?


I'm sure some fellow or others madams will come along. Shall I bring you an extra glass?

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