Dante Alexander 1
The Shadow of Madness
Honestly now, I came to steal that nifty monocle-wearing emoticon.
But I do think of meh'self as a "Dapper", because of my fondness for hats ya'see, and that is closely related to "a Gent".
And I
was Durems' BaconCat mascot of Bacon Bowling...
SO!
Fishtails for everyone.
That's fancy, yeah?
Hats are quite fun. Fishtails? I'm confused a bit. Like actual fishtails?
FISH.
TAILS.
Surely, one of the most fancy-dancey things one can do is devour the hair style some female spent a considerable amount of time on.
...Though I suppose one could also eat actual
"fish-tails", if one would prefer to eat the aquatic critters' equivalent of a human bottom.