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[ Locked ] [ Poll ] Link is a girl

Is Link a woman?

Yes 0.20893906588308 20.9% [ 1351 ]
No 0.79106093411692 79.1% [ 5115 ]
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Post: 9427337_1 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:15 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:15 pm
I have just discovered Nintendo's latest secret, even more devious than the Metroid fiasco...

Link from the Legend Of Zelda is in fact, a female.

How do I know this? From all the clues Nintendo has left us, of course. There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...



In this picture, you can see that that is not a man's face, but instead the mug of a very confused woman trying to live in a male dominated world...

Now, for the most disturbing evidence, the up-the-skirt shot....



In this voyueristic photo you can clearly make out the outer lips of the female genatalia pressed against tight clothing. In contemporary jive speak one would call this simply: A camel toe.

There is the evidence, Link is a woman. She disguised herself not unlike Zelda masqueraded as Sheik. Do you believe our hero is a misguided female youth? You be the judge...
 
     
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Post: 9427337_2 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:17 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:17 pm
 
Alot of males have girly sounding voices.

Scouts in DIsagea has femalish sounding voices, Medics in Makai Kingdom look femaleish.

They're Shoto Males.

WHo knows.. Link maybe a man who lacks a willy.
     
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Post: 9427337_3 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:18 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:18 pm
How the fangirls will scream.
 
     


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Post: 9427337_4 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:19 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:19 pm
 
"Super Sailor Moon"
How the fangirls will scream.


*gets the ear muffs*
     
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Post: 9427337_5 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:21 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:21 pm
I do like how the new link has chainmaile, but even that cannot hide the facts.
 
     
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Post: 9427337_6 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:21 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:21 pm
 
Well.. the theives in Disagea look more girlythen Link. I can show proof.
     
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Post: 9427337_7 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:23 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:23 pm
XD, well other than his genitals his body has male charcteristics. or how ever you say it.
 
     
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Post: 9427337_8 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:24 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:24 pm
 
Link is not a girl!

Why the hell would Nintendo make transexual character?

Thats just so wrong...
     


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Post: 9427337_9 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:25 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:25 pm
"Zero_Virus77"
Link is not a girl!

Why the hell would Nintendo make transexual character?

Thats just so wrong...
Look at the evidence. He wouldn't be transexual if he was a girl all these years.
 
     


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Post: 9427337_10 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:26 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:26 pm
 
*thinks back to very first Zelda game*

...nope....not getting anything that tells me he is a girl..
     


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Post: 9427337_11 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:26 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:26 pm
Lawl.

Link makes girls gay.
Kinda like how Bridget makes guys gay.
 
     
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Post: 9427337_12 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:27 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:27 pm
 
"Zero_Virus77"
Link is not a girl!

Why the hell would Nintendo make transexual character?

Thats just so wrong...


Not the first time Japanese developers made transexual characters. It is a running theme over there.

I believe the MGS2 devoplers made Raiden an ambiguous character because the original game has such a huge female fanbase.
     
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Post: 9427337_13 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pm
where the hell have I heard this before....this all feels like da ja vo...I keep having dreams about stuff like this...then it happens...I think I'm losing it
 
     


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Post: 9427337_14 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pm
 
"Zero_Virus77"
*thinks back to very first Zelda game*

...nope....not getting anything that tells me he is a girl..
Just like in the first Metriod game. Nothing telling you that she's a girl until the end of the game.
     


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Post: 9427337_15 created on Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pmPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pm
There are many different Links so maybe only this one is female.
 
     
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