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<<♫>> i L I K E you just the W A Y you A R E
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Thats Right MaN!!!! wink wink
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Lol. I'm SO saving this thread.
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*subscribes* Oh yes. This work of genius deserves nothing less. rofl
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Use this wisely!  |
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Oh my.
redface I am soo subscribing this!  |
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I live by this guide :0
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Further useful addendae will be made available later.
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Woot i think i found a new hobby in towns, and by now i reported over 25 cybering noobs mrgreen
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Hey, quick question, what if you find two non-noobs mating? Should you stop them? Or let them be in hopes that there will be more literate users on the internet?
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"Scrab Demon" Hey, quick question, what if you find two non-noobs mating? Should you stop them? Or let them be in hopes that there will be more literate users on the internet? Good question, Scrab. As you might have noticed, the overall density of mating literates is severely lessened in contrast with the constant hormone explosions that the noobs are subservient to. However, when such a case occurs, it is, of course, up to the sensibility of the person who discovers them. A literate and a noob that mate, however, can result in a decreasing of quality in the recessive genes. Crossbreeding is like kicking the Holy Trinity in the proverbial nuts; and since the noob's evolution takes much longer than a literate one, a nooblet will be born, regardless of any superior genes. Compare it with making a delicious cake. If the cook doesn't know the basics, the cake is spoiled. |
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Resuscitating thread for further usage.
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This thread is god. I laughed, I cried, I grew the urge to annoy mating noobs.
There is a horrendous lack of literate, and intelligent people on Gaia, for a while I did not know it contained any. It is refreshing to see some shining stars among the maddening frenzy which are the noobs. A noob is like a zombie - both do little more than wander about and utter near undecipherable speech - They hold such low brain activity that they are reduced to their basic instincts (mating/brain eating) - They spread like a plague, where there is one, others will follow (gods forbid noobs become contagious!) - And they are both distasteful, and horrifying creatures, and should be decapitated on sight |
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Well said. Also, adding on, I know of a worse, more known place- 001044 5 Barton. That is right. You saw those numbers in cold blood before. I even made a little chart here.
Sorry. I accidently stretched the page. I will be right back with another image. As you notice, the nooblets migrate south and eastward of their grounds. To the west of 044 5 is a place where there is occasional cybering, but yet I put it in yellow because there is cybering periodically. You may wonder; why is there no green representing no cybering? That is because; Cybering is possible everywhere. It is just a matter of controlling it. P.S: If you need me to make a little map of 001, let me know. I'd be more than welcome to do it. |
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