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<<♫>> i L I K E you just the W A Y you A R E

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This is god-esque.

I applaud thee.
 
     
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Please, go ahead and rape the English language!

flocci non facio!

 
Thats Right MaN!!!! wink wink
     
Lol. I'm SO saving this thread.
 
     
 
*subscribes* Oh yes. This work of genius deserves nothing less. rofl
     


Rufus is a happy kitty nao. <3
Use this wisely!


 
     

Yes, Its a fucking Panda Dog.
 
Oh my.
redface

I am soo subscribing this!

     
Lazybookworm
was
here

Miss Awesomeness should have been here before lazybookworm. D<
I live by this guide :0
 
     



lavs tom long time
tom was here and zo est tre belle
and has nice legs kekekeke meow =n____n=
~*okay*~

 
Further useful addendae will be made available later.
     
Woot i think i found a new hobby in towns, and by now i reported over 25 cybering noobs mrgreen
 
     



 
Hey, quick question, what if you find two non-noobs mating? Should you stop them? Or let them be in hopes that there will be more literate users on the internet?
     
"A millenium? Or a moment? We who stand outside the rim of time dwell not in past or future ages. There is only the now." -The wisest thing SquidGod (ElderGod) ever said.
     
 
A message to the Emperor Desu Norton:

You, sir, are made of win! I was highly amused reading your anti-guide, and I believe there should be an anti-guide like this in every home and hotel room!

Sincerely,
Akira Amakura
 
     
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So the Guitarist is Aoi instead of Kai. Bite me.
 
"Scrab Demon"
Hey, quick question, what if you find two non-noobs mating? Should you stop them? Or let them be in hopes that there will be more literate users on the internet?


Good question, Scrab. As you might have noticed, the overall density of mating literates is severely lessened in contrast with the constant hormone explosions that the noobs are subservient to. However, when such a case occurs, it is, of course, up to the sensibility of the person who discovers them.
A literate and a noob that mate, however, can result in a decreasing of quality in the recessive genes. Crossbreeding is like kicking the Holy Trinity in the proverbial nuts; and since the noob's evolution takes much longer than a literate one, a nooblet will be born, regardless of any superior genes. Compare it with making a delicious cake. If the cook doesn't know the basics, the cake is spoiled.
     
Resuscitating thread for further usage.
 
     
 
This thread is god. I laughed, I cried, I grew the urge to annoy mating noobs.
There is a horrendous lack of literate, and intelligent people on Gaia, for a while I did not know it contained any. It is refreshing to see some shining stars among the maddening frenzy which are the noobs.

A noob is like a zombie
- both do little more than wander about and utter near undecipherable speech
- They hold such low brain activity that they are reduced to their basic instincts (mating/brain eating)
- They spread like a plague, where there is one, others will follow (gods forbid noobs become contagious!)
- And they are both distasteful, and horrifying creatures, and should be decapitated on sight
     
Well said. Also, adding on, I know of a worse, more known place- 001044 5 Barton. That is right. You saw those numbers in cold blood before. I even made a little chart here.

Sorry. I accidently stretched the page. I will be right back with another image.

As you notice, the nooblets migrate south and eastward of their grounds. To the west of 044 5 is a place where there is occasional cybering, but yet I put it in yellow because there is cybering periodically. You may wonder; why is there no green representing no cybering? That is because; Cybering is possible everywhere. It is just a matter of controlling it. P.S: If you need me to make a little map of 001, let me know. I'd be more than welcome to do it.
 
     
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