• Hearts and roses and kisses galore
    What the hell is all that crap for?
    People get mushy and start acting queer.
    It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
    Before I shove something up Cupid's a**.
    I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak.
    And wear black for the rest of the week.
    Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade.
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit.
    Cause I think this love thing is a crock of s**t.
    So, here's my story...what else can I say?
    Love bites my a**...Screw Valentines Day!!