• Filler

    It's close to show time
    And something boring's
    Waiting to be shown
    Under the lamplight
    You hear the theme song
    So you start to cheer

    You try to pause
    To get some snacks
    But the buttons not working
    You then give up
    As the cast appears
    Right on the screen
    It's the first scene

    But this is Filler
    Filler night
    And no ones gonna watch it
    Cause it's off the main plot line
    Yeah this is Filler
    Filler night
    You fighting off the sleep
    Watching this
    Boring Filler
    Tonight

    You hear the commercial play
    And open your eyes to see
    That it's a break
    You feel so tired
    And wonder how
    You'll ever stay awake

    You close your eyes
    As the show comes back
    and begins to play
    But all the while
    You feel the boredom
    Creeping into you
    You won't make it through

    'Cause this is Filler
    Filler Night
    There ain't no second chances
    You've wasted an hour of your life
    Filler
    Filler Night
    You're fighting of the sleep inside this
    Boring Filler
    Tonight

    Night shows are failing
    The people are wailing
    For an update
    There's no escaping
    The plot of the show this time
    (It's open wide)
    Continue the main plot line

    It's written poorly
    There's bad jokes coming
    In from every side
    They will really stress you
    Unless you change that number
    On the dial

    Now is the time
    For you and I to change
    This stupid channel
    All through the night
    It'll save you from the boredom on the screen
    It'll make you see

    That this is Filler
    Filler night
    And It will kill you more
    Than any spin-off show will dare try
    Filler
    Filler Night
    So let me change the channel
    On this
    Boring Filler
    Tonight

    Cause this is Filler
    Filler Night

    And It will kill you more
    Than any spin-off show will dare try
    Filler
    Filler Night
    So let me change the channel
    On this
    Boring Filler
    Tonight

    It's gonna kill you tonight

    Boredom falls across the house
    It fills you, your child, and your spouse
    It's killing you like I said it would
    You should have changed the channel when you could
    And those whoever shall be found
    Watching this show get put in the ground
    Shall stand and face the happiness
    For the show is over and they must confess

    That the foulest episode was on the air
    And it stunk; the worst of the entire year
    And horrible jokes from every tomb
    Are being told; they'll seal your doom
    And though you fight to stay awake
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere critic can resist
    The boredom
    Of the Filler

    (Cue Vincent Price laugh)