• Pearly white smiles and a wholesome embrace
    He covers up his secret so well, too well
    Treated well and given love and grace
    She’s oblivious to this teddy bear phase
    Because he’s clever, oh so clever
    Never leaving any hint behind
    When he’s questioned he never says never
    Shuts it down with a kiss and everything’s ok
    But what he does behind a closed door
    It’s not ok, okay?

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    Thos shirts are just too clean
    And that bed is just too well made
    Don’t boys go against hygiene?
    And don’t boys live in dirty cavernous bedrooms?
    Might be paranoia but this seems to be
    One of those quiet lies to keep her at bay
    But I guess who’s to say?

    Gleaming sunsets and lots of red wine
    He plays a romantic so well, too well
    She’s pure and he says chastity is fine
    Too bad that’s not what he’ll be moaning at ten o nine
    Because he’s clever, oh so clever
    Showering worthless affection
    When he’s questioned he never says never
    A bouquet of roses makes everything ok
    But what he does with that other woman
    Is not ok, okay?

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    Interlude
    How can we read his levels of hormones?
    They drop and they roll and they squirt all about
    That’s just the engine works of testosterone
    She’s too naïve and young, she doesn’t know
    His behavior’s unnormal for a teenage boy
    Like I said, it’s not okay, okay?

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